By sweet_02 - 01/06/2009 17:47 - United States

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Today, I was talking this guy I'm dating and stated that the only reason I am with him is because of what he buys me. I was joking. He then responded that he doesn't care because the only reason he is with me is because I give good head. He was serious. FML
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HeyitsPheddy 0

You could break up with him and make a killing in ****.

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genius_man16 0

What was the point of you saying that you were only with him because of what he buys you? What a retarded thing to say. YDI completely

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Weil 0

You are a shallow bitch. Women like you don't even deserve rights.

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whatitduz23 0

HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS GUYS ****** AWESOME!!!!! what a man !!! 22 yor an idiot,

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BRBICECREAMTRUCK 0

for all you retards such as 7, 8, and 9, 21, SHE SAID SHE SAID IT AS A JOKE goddamit

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smalltowngirl88 0

Yeah, I've been told that a few times. Needless to say, the guys usually found themselves single and not getting any VERY quickly.

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fretforyerlatte 0

lmao @ 22. really. well hey, you know where you stand and it could be a rather lucrative arrangement for both parties. and at least you give good head, that is a very valuable talent. ;)

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xalexrulesx 0

xD damn, well at least he's an honest manwhore.

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mandark 9

YDI for saying that shit, joking or not. |: Been there, learned that.

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again_fml 0

Another one of these? Seriously? The creativity is really lacking nowadays.

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kisseshugsdrugs 5

at least you know you give good head. let him get you a bunch of stuff and then start giving him head and leave him there with blueballs :]

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