Love: Today, I was talking to the girl I've liked for 2 years. We were...

By thicklysettled - 20/07/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, I was talking to the girl I've liked for 2 years. We were assigned partners for a History project so we were going to work on it at my house. When she asked me for directions, I told her I lived on Woodcock Road. She yelled slapped me and stormed off. I was serious. FML

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heyyou1203 0

Monday 20 July 2009 12:17

why do women think it's ok to slap men?? if a man slaps a woman it's abuse or domestic violence. (i'm a woman, btw)

Smiley_70 22

Monday 20 July 2009 12:05

Show her a street directory with the street on it. Weird name of a road though!

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aback 4

Monday 20 July 2009 14:23

I had a relative who lived on Dick Drive.

Kevinn_fml 0

Monday 20 July 2009 14:51

lol i used to live on a street called sucker drive and the street nearby was called kock road so they would be like "WHAT? **** and sucker!!!!!! ahaha cocksucker"and then they would start laughing and i would too :D

Gculk 1

Monday 20 July 2009 15:37

There's a sucker street paved every minute. :P

Leaveittosteven 0

Monday 20 July 2009 14:34

Maybe it is real, guys, and the girl he likes is just a 10 year old mormon who was raped by a man named Woodcock... yeah

ohhimadddi 0

Monday 20 July 2009 14:42

ahhahahah, this is hilarious.

fuckitfuckitfuck 0

Monday 20 July 2009 15:06

lmfao. ouch.

Starsmydog 0

Monday 20 July 2009 15:36

I doubt this one.

Shadow_Phantom 26

Monday 20 July 2009 15:45

If she reacted like that I'd stop chasing after her; an overreaction like that is a telltale sign of future conflict. FYL.

spawn_of_satan 0

Monday 20 July 2009 15:54

you should forget about that girl... she sounds like an immature dumbass

punknkat 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:31

Funny thing is, there's a road 10 minutes from me named that. I live in Massachusetts too! Makes me wonder if we live in the same area!!

liketoknow 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:37

show her something with your address in it, slap her in the ass and cup it... then say... "i keep it real" Haha

Qup 0

Monday 20 July 2009 17:08

WTF, leaveittosteven! you are one messed up person. out of the blue you talk about a raped 10 year old? as a joke? only a really ****** up person comes up with shit like that. get some help. as for OP, actually the first thing I thought of is the actual bird. then obviously, I realized that she was offended by your street name. hilarious! too bad your crush is stupid and not worth your time.