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By thicklysettled - 20/07/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, I was talking to the girl I've liked for 2 years. We were assigned partners for a History project so we were going to work on it at my house. When she asked me for directions, I told her I lived on Woodcock Road. She yelled slapped me and stormed off. I was serious. FML

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heyyou1203 0

Monday 20 July 2009 12:17

why do women think it's ok to slap men?? if a man slaps a woman it's abuse or domestic violence. (i'm a woman, btw)

Smiley_70 22

Monday 20 July 2009 12:05

Show her a street directory with the street on it. Weird name of a road though!

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fiicere 5

Monday 20 July 2009 17:23

FYL for living on Woodcock road. So apparently they took a survey for the worst road names. Finalists: Butt Hole Road Pussy Hair Road Swear I'm not joking. Didn't make this up.

mattmag 0

Monday 20 July 2009 17:25

I love amusingly-named places. Cockfosters comes to mind (it's in London).

Kel_x 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 1:37

OMG YEAH When I get on the tube and hear "This is a piccadilly line train to cockfosters" I smile to myself. MLIA.

hcolovex0x 0

Monday 20 July 2009 17:45

Lmao!!

dan11 0

Monday 20 July 2009 19:39

you got it good. i live on crooked stick. the street across from me is ballybunion. no joke.

chickitychina 0

Monday 20 July 2009 19:51

dont worry, im from a place called morehead city! haha

alijacket 0

Monday 20 July 2009 20:30

FYL for pining over a humorless prude for the last 2 yrs. Even if you were kidding, so the **** what. But, I can believe you weren't since the gym I go to here in town is on Woodcock St. Yes, I giggled the first 5 times I had to say it out loud. :D

klutzywriter 0

Monday 20 July 2009 20:54

That's a really dumb reason for slapping someone. Even if you were joking... Get a girl with a sense of humor

florin_fml 0

Monday 20 July 2009 21:06

So, you're either in Williamstown, near the park, or in Bristol.

uj_fml 4

Monday 20 July 2009 21:37

WOW. She thought you were making a perverted joke, which wasn't even suggestive unless you squint, and got mad? She also thought it would be fitting to slap, you, and then run off. Are you guys 10? FYL.