Health: Today, I was telling 3 classmates on Whatsapp about my depression....

By Anonymous - 24/07/2015 17:59 - Northern Mariana Islands - Saipan

Today, I was telling 3 classmates on Whatsapp about my depression. One of them told me to "nut up n grow a pear." Two hours after we mocked him for being an illiterate jackass, one of us has had our car tires knifed and another's house has been egged. I'm terrified of what will happen to me. FML

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Today, I went to my friend's house to celebrate her birthday but 3 of them ganged up on me and molested my arse cheeks. Later, someone found a wooden plank and spanked me hard. There was also a BB gun and my arse was the target. I have been a social outcast all my life, and these are my only friends, but I'm always hit. FML

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By OP. - 29/08/2021 12:01 - Australia - Collaroy

Today, my family finally noticed my depression because of how quiet, down and uninterested I’ve been. They responded by harassing me for saying nothing, calling me names, and making fun of me. Hmm, I wonder why I’m depressed. FML

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Today, I was helping some friends put supplies in my crush's car for our picnic. His girlfriend cracked a joke about me, so I just sarcastically laughed and slammed the door shut. Now she has three broken fingers, and I have a reputation as a psychopath. FML

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Today, I have to deal with being laughed at by my mother and sister, because they keep making sharp movements towards me, causing me to flinch. This is because I got mugged and beaten last night. They think it's hysterical. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2022 04:00

Today, a guy made fun of sexual assault victims, and laughed when he heard they’re getting money and support. He also said I look like his next victim. I hit him, unapologetically. My friends told me to apologise, and that he’s really a great guy. No longer my friends. Talk shit, get hit. FML

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Today, I found out that our neighbors told almost everyone on our street that I was mentally handicapped. All this time I wasn't sure why they would speak slowly and loudly at me. Now they won't believe me when I tell them I'm a 4.0 GPA student. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2021 23:02

Today, I was sitting with a group of people at lunch. I was having a bad day, so I began venting to them. Eventually, they got tired of it and banned me from the table, because my "depressing mindset" reminds them of their trauma. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2017 20:00

Today, it's been two weeks since I honked, screamed, and cussed at a cyclist on the road. Since then, my car has been keyed, my tires have been slashed, bricks have been thrown at my windows, and my number has been put on Craigslist as a gay prostitute. FML

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By Saw - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking down the street, when a car started cruising alongside me. I looked over, annoyed, at which point the driver started screaming obscenities and telling me that I'm "gonna get it" for "betraying" him, before angrily speeding off. I'm too scared to even sleep now. FML

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Saturday 25 July 2015 8:40

Depression's a serious issue, man, but if you really feel like it, file a police report using your two witnesses of classmates. Hope you get the help you need.

rieebee 23

Saturday 25 July 2015 8:39

Pears are yummy, maybe he was offended you didn't want to grow some for him.

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Geckosrock99 33

Saturday 25 July 2015 8:56

Guess he doesn't know not to dish it if he can't take it. Report him to the police, OP, its already escalated way too far.

crazy_loner 25

Saturday 25 July 2015 9:06

Where's northern Mariana island?

rieebee 23

Saturday 25 July 2015 9:11

Ask Google!

4WheelBurnout 14

Saturday 25 July 2015 9:14

Perhaps he will write in blood "dye bitch dye" on the front of your house?

tantanpanda 26

Saturday 25 July 2015 20:10

it would be funnier if he actually uses dye.

PePziNL 20

Sunday 26 July 2015 1:53

"Damn your sole!"

xluciferx666 21

Saturday 25 July 2015 9:23

The final battle shall be decided in MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!

Hawk420 9

Saturday 25 July 2015 9:30

He's probably trying to demonstrate how depressed he is!

gshocker20 21

Saturday 25 July 2015 16:20

What does this even mean

Hawk420 9

Saturday 25 July 2015 16:58

The things he did are signs of depression and insecurity #51

Shade1982 20

Monday 27 July 2015 15:16

The person doing it was not the person who has the depression. Two different people.

Kurby14 21

Saturday 25 July 2015 9:36

you may want to get a baseball bat out and ready, just in case :/

Enkeria 30

Saturday 25 July 2015 9:45

That's crazy talk and vandalism. This happened to me once and I filed a police report. I suggest doing the same. I battle depression as well. My thoughts to you regarding depression is take it one day at a time. Hang out with people who truly make you happy and will be there for you when depression hits. Think positive thoughts and it will get better. :)