Health: Today, I was telling 3 classmates on Whatsapp about my depression....

By Anonymous - 24/07/2015 17:59 - Northern Mariana Islands - Saipan

Today, I was telling 3 classmates on Whatsapp about my depression. One of them told me to "nut up n grow a pear." Two hours after we mocked him for being an illiterate jackass, one of us has had our car tires knifed and another's house has been egged. I'm terrified of what will happen to me. FML

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By wander - 01/09/2022 04:00

Today, one of my classmates put hand sanitizer on my seat. I took one look at my seat and said, “You honestly believe I’m going to fall for that?” I then got laughed at anyway, because I’m disliked enough for them to do that. That’s right, I get bullied for being bullied. FML

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Morning_fml 22

Saturday 25 July 2015 8:40

Depression's a serious issue, man, but if you really feel like it, file a police report using your two witnesses of classmates. Hope you get the help you need.

rieebee 23

Saturday 25 July 2015 8:39

Pears are yummy, maybe he was offended you didn't want to grow some for him.

Comments

Sathane 21

Saturday 25 July 2015 21:03

What? Growing a pear is much harder than it sounds. You have to plant the tree and take care of it really well and even then it takes a dew years before the tree even produces fruit.

AndyFitz417 3

Saturday 25 July 2015 21:08

On plus side, it sounds like mocking him helped distract you from your depression. May-be he's just trying to remind you that 30 minutes of mockery between friends is okay, but 2 hours crosses a line.

jazalea8 16

Saturday 25 July 2015 23:34

He didn't say they were mocking him for 2 hours. It was 2 hours after the mockery someone had their house egged and tires slashed.

sarcasmine 19

Saturday 25 July 2015 23:45

Wow assholes much

Joseph24689 14

Sunday 26 July 2015 2:11

What a circle jerk

gordjess1 19

Sunday 26 July 2015 3:09

Yes it's horrible to brush of depression... Maybe he hasn't learned how serious it is yet. But I also think it's wrong for you to mock his spelling. I have a friend who has difficulty with spelling because of a ****** up life growing up and missing school- but she tries very hard though. That would break her heart for someone to mock them. Although I agree he shouldn't have said what he said I also think you're in the wrong too though for the mocking. Down vote away. Both of you are as bad as each other. And yes I personally know about depression so it's not an excuse

MandieL 27

Sunday 26 July 2015 3:36

I think they got all their down voting out of their systems with me lol.

demonwolfmaster 26

Sunday 26 July 2015 3:17

Op depression is hell to deal with its a darkness we wish would just go away, I understand and fight it also but don't give up the fight because there will be people who will miss you dearly. Mine stems a little bit from a friend i lost to the fight and i know some days it's hard but find something that makes you even a tiny bit happy and do it on the days you don't want to do anything. Keep you chin up and keep on with the fight, and your classmate needs help.

JKPwnage 27

Sunday 26 July 2015 4:35

Got a weapon? Now might be the time to have one on hand.

tiredofwaiting 25

Sunday 26 July 2015 5:16

File a police report.

outfielder55 17

Sunday 26 July 2015 5:53

Shotguns fix problems like this. God made man. Mossberg made them equal.

EcoAirWarrior 7

Sunday 26 July 2015 13:45

You know the identity of the assailant so contact the authorities so even if he vandalises your home or damages your vehicle he will suffer the consequences