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By Username - 06/10/2010 21:59 - France

Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose THAT much weight." FML

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By cc - 24/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML

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By anon - 17/09/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML

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By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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By pooh anne - 26/02/2013 20:26 - United States - Fort Smith

Today, I was trying to be sexy and change in front of my boyfriend. As I was changing, he started to talk to me about how we should both try and lose weight. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2021 23:00 - Trinidad and Tobago

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Today, my boyfriend told me I should stop talking about his major gambling problem because he still loves me even though I gained weight. Apparently that evens things out. FML

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By Srain - 07/01/2010 06:36 - Australia

Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML

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By hss - 30/05/2011 01:59 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML

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By Coley - 29/01/2009 22:46 - Canada

Today, I went to the doctor to talk about my depression and low self-esteem. He told me that I shouldn't think of myself as a fat pig for being overweight. I don't think that and I'm NOT overweight. FML

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By Embarrassed - 12/12/2011 13:45 - Germany

Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML

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jacketfootball 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 0:35

he was trying to be nice, you don't need to put it on fml.

oboewhore_xD 6

Thursday 7 October 2010 0:38

Wow. There's a lot of rude people on FML. No need to call her "fatty" or "lil piggy". :(

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Thursday 7 October 2010 0:43

Totally your fault for even bringing it up so YDI.. there's no reason for complaining about your weight or as you put it.. "obsessing"... Join a gym, most memberships come with personal trainer services.. i've seen people lose 30-50 lbs over a summer

imakemlaff 3

Thursday 7 October 2010 0:46

was Abe Lincoln honest?

perdix 29

Thursday 7 October 2010 0:55

I don't know, can I save 15% on my car insurance by switching to GEICO?

sam_08_fml 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 1:05

Its "15% or more on car insurance" lol

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Thursday 7 October 2010 1:17

You "could save up to 15% or more": meaning "there's a possibility that you might save less than, equal to, or over 15%" You could plug any random # into that wording and it's not false advertising, because you've got all bases covered! Woohoo! By buying my product you could save up to 29362981529% or more! Anyone interested?

perdix 29

Thursday 7 October 2010 6:36

sam_08, If I missed the "or more" part, then their advertising isn't all that damned effective, is it? When I hear a GEICO commercial, I console myself that at least I am not listening to one of those idiotic "What's in you wallet?" ads. The very first one was great, but that is when that concept jumped the shark. Who the hell ever heard of British Vikings?

jdx65 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 0:49

wow. don't be so self conscious. do u want him to lie to u?

vinylcat 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 0:51

that's why women shouldn't bitch about their weight to men. let's not make the same mistake again shall we?

LongLongWay 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 0:52

o noez my boyfriend doesn't call me superskinny

bigbadtim 7

Thursday 7 October 2010 0:52

If you think you're fat, don't tell us, just get your ass to the gym.

boticelli_fml 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 16:56

win. totally won.

LD21tex 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 0:53

so go work out, geeze

nickharbut 6

Thursday 7 October 2010 0:53

total doucher. that's a wake up call for you to dump his ass and find somebody was better.

KatyB_fml 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 4:23

for being honest? he was actually giving her a compliment by telling her she wasn't as huge as she thought she was.

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Thursday 7 October 2010 0:54

YDI for dating someone who will lie to make you feel better, for being self-conscious about your ginormous fatness, and mostly for being a disgusting lardo in the first place! Stop stuffing your gaping maw with fast food, start eating clean, wholesome food, and start doing some cardio, Chubs McObesity!