Love: Today, I was texting my boyfriend. I noticed that he had added...

By gamergirlfriend - 20/10/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend. I noticed that he had added a signature onto his texts that had the date 11/10/09. At first, I blushed and thought it was the date we had become a couple. But then I realized it was just the day the new Call of Duty game comes out. Love you too. FML

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Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

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By Gutted. - 21/03/2009 23:04 - United Kingdom

Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML

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By Fv-day - 14/02/2010 16:32 - United States

Today, I received a notice that my boyfriend had given me a rose via Happy Aquarium on Facebook. It came with a date cancellation so that he and his friends could play BioShock. FML

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FrozenSoliid 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 12:29

sorry to be the bearer of bad news but Modern Warfare 2 > You.

ybotx 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 12:31

Oh suck it up. Btw, you fail. You didn't realize that wasn't your anniversary.

Comments

nemo3590 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 23:40

"Oh no! Not every single aspect of my boyfriend's life revolves around me! FML!" You thought you became a couple a month in the future?

CheckYourPockes 4

Wednesday 21 October 2009 0:04

YDI for trying to compete with CoD over a guy you just dont do it...

mndz_mkl 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 0:08

He sounds awesome. Or sounds like what i'd do.... if I still had phone.... or PS3. R.I.P. I got a MW2 shirt!!!!

jeane123 6

Wednesday 21 October 2009 0:10

Whyy would u date someone in a month? and think its when u became a couple when it hasnt even come yet?

audreyfotc 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 0:23

she means her anniversary. it's really not that hard to understand don't insult the person because now you look like an idiot

Bud_fml 16

Wednesday 21 October 2009 0:14

Both, maybe?

dntknowaname 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 0:20

wow these FML's get worse and worse each day...who cares?...

theJU 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 0:21

thats my birthday! :D

Squwatknot 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 0:28

Sorry to tell you this but Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 is gonna be better than sex and no that doesn't make me a nerd i just like that game more than sex and yes that means that it beats all girls with the exemptions of Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, and Vida Guerra. If you don't know who the last one is go jump off a cliff and land your nuts on a spiked rock (guys only).

PrinceTwilight17 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 0:30

Oh I am so very sorry your boyfriend didn't have a signature that DIDN'T HAVE TO DO WITH YOU. If I was him I would break up with you ASAP. *Rolls Eyes* These FML's are terrible.

Islander_fml 5

Wednesday 21 October 2009 0:46

How could you think 11/10/09 is the date you two got together when 11/10 hasn't even happened yet? If this was Europe and 11/10 meant October 11th, then maybe I can see the mistake, but you're writing from the U.S., where 11/10 means November 10th. So YDI. Anyway, why do you expect your boyfriend to put your into something as insignificant as a text signature?