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By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 04:51 - United States - Hernando

Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML

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By fuckmuppeter512 - 04/01/2014 22:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML

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By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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By Photagrapher - 18/08/2010 04:09 - France

Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 07:31 - United States - Piedmont

Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2023 03:00

Today, a few weeks after my ex dumped me and I'd just started to get over it, she asked me to get her pregnant. We had sex once within the year we were dating. FML

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By kiken.bara - 06/01/2013 08:17 - United States

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2012 18:48 - United Kingdom - Goole

Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML

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By doomed - 22/08/2009 17:46 - United States

Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML

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By JARRD - 05/11/2021 17:00

Today, what was supposed to be a confession of feelings and a 'one night stand, never talk about this again' with my best friend of 13 years turned out to be a positive pregnancy test from her. My wife is not gonna be happy. FML

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By Jackedup - 18/05/2011 07:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML

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Saturday 9 June 2012 12:34

It doesn't matter how many times you had sex, there's always a possibility of pregnancy! Have you never heard of 'wrap it before you tap it'?

DogsPaw 16

Saturday 9 June 2012 12:49

Condoms are easier to change than diapers.

Comments

shannon37323 6

Saturday 9 June 2012 15:32

Seems a little fast.. I know it only takes once but id ask for a paternity test.. It takes a few weeks after sex to even show a positive test

freshlybreezy 15

Saturday 9 June 2012 15:36

OP didn't say how long ago they had sex. For all you know, it HAS been a while and that's why the test is positive.

IamAbc 2

Saturday 9 June 2012 15:32

Once is all it takes.

EyesofStone 27

Saturday 9 June 2012 15:35

Why exactly do some people think that you can't get pregnant the first time? The first time is pretty much the same as every other time...

michaelray 4

Saturday 9 June 2012 15:37

They make a pill that is 99.9% man

Haven74 6

Saturday 9 June 2012 18:21

My first child is a 0.1% result of that 99.9% effective pill.

honeytrixx 0

Saturday 9 June 2012 15:43

Remember my moto.... Don't be a fool!! Wrap Ur tool

ultra_notorious 26

Saturday 9 June 2012 21:02

You're hott!!!

heitwl 1

Saturday 9 June 2012 15:47

Congrats! Get over the poor me, you are going to be a father so grow a set and be their for mom and your child.

theravenalmighty 9

Saturday 9 June 2012 15:49

Stupid kids not wearing condoms. Better call MTV.

bspiper87 7

Saturday 9 June 2012 15:53

I need a beer

grannygruber 6

Saturday 9 June 2012 16:03

You asked for a pic, you got one. Besides, usually after the first trimester a pregnant woman turns nempho for awhile due to raging hormones. Enjoy the ride!