Miscellaneous: Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party....

By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 11:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML

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By thedd - 18/08/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML

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By happy bday - 17/09/2010 04:02 - Canada

Today, is my 21st birthday. My friends took me to a bar to celebrate, knowing I don't drink. I'm now in charge of driving my friends home after they've had an awesome night. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 18:54 - United States

Today, I learned that when I got my driver's permit, I agreed to be the designated driver for my family. FML

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By Starter656 - 24/12/2017 06:00

Today, I'm the designated driver for a Christmas party I wasn't even invited to. Not only do I get to watch people have a good time, but I'm also supposed to not get involved in the party. FML

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By IhatebeingtheDD - 15/10/2010 14:08 - United States

Today, I was the designated driver for my friend's 21st birthday. On the way home from the bar, he threw up all the pasta and tequila he'd had onto the back seat of my car, and told me it was part of his whole party plan. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML

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Booze don't cure the blues

By Anonymous - 18/02/2021 07:58 - United States - Edison

Today, it was my birthday, and even the person who seemed excited about me finally turning 21 and can legally drink forgot. Guess who got drunk alone tonight? This guy. FML

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By BirthdayBoy - 28/03/2015 03:42 - United States - Madison

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

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By Coldflame - 06/03/2010 15:22 - United States

Today, I was designated driver for my friends. This entailed standing around in the cold for 3 hours, not drinking, dealing with drunk people, and oh yeah, I almost forgot, cleaning up vomit from my hair, my clothes, and my new car. FML

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By good friend - 27/12/2013 06:35 - United States - Missoula

Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML

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nahgemoohc 17

Wednesday 6 July 2011 15:59

shit!! well, happy birthday!!

NomOnShroomz 14

Wednesday 6 July 2011 16:02

Well hopefully you'll still get *musical note* birthday sex, birthday sex *musical note*.

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Mi24hind 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 16:49

That sucks, sorry to hear that OP

Skyler12921 5

Wednesday 6 July 2011 16:57

happy birthday :)

PinkHorset 5

Wednesday 6 July 2011 17:00

Should have said something, it is YOUR party, right?

RyanMacVey 17

Wednesday 6 July 2011 17:10

ugh i hate being the idiot who has to google 'designated driver' FML

shutupYDI 4

Wednesday 6 July 2011 17:14

it means while everyone is having fun and getting drunk OP has to stay sober to drive everyone home.

RyanMacVey 17

Wednesday 6 July 2011 17:18

i know bruv... i googled it :L but cheers anyways

musicanonymus 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 17:15

umm... taxi ? call someone to pick you up? there's many ways to solve this problem ...

nessaspissed 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 17:16

happy *burp* birthday...

LilysTillie 7

Wednesday 6 July 2011 17:22

At least you won't get a hangover for your birthday ;) That's some selfish friend's you've got, though!

MyMetalRomance 3

Wednesday 6 July 2011 17:25

that.... sucks

sissylala7 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 17:33

you shoulda told them to piss off, it's your birthday.

crazybuggy803 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 17:33

your friends must hate you.

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