By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 11:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
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NomOnShroomz 14

Well hopefully you'll still get *musical note* birthday sex, birthday sex *musical note*.

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Comments

tsume24 3

I would never. it's your birthday party; their sorry drunk asses don't need to make transportation your problem...I'm sorry your friends suck /: if I was you I would've gotten more drunk than them and suggested a slumber party.

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iammeat 0

Tell them to suck it and redesignate. Or be a pussy and drive sober on your birthday.

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ZoZo17_fml 0

Awhe. imma sorry about that.. maybe on their birthdays, get drunk out of your mind and sleep with their boyfriends...

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hotchicklover 0

maybe if you had a good attitude about it. gezz

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tsume24 3

I wish I could give you a double thumb-down -.-

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conniebaby67 0

sucks, yes I moderated this one. now give me a medal please lol

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nhcutie96 0

why dont you just call a cab?:)

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Runninvegan 8

you should pretend to start the car, make engine noises and then tell them that they have arrived and watch them stumble off into the darkness. MWAHAHAHAHAHAH >:D

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DocBastard 38

You missed a golden opportunity to **** with all of them. First you could have taken videos of them pissing and vomiting all over themselves and posted it to Youtube. Then you could have dropped them all off at the wrong houses. Oh, imagine the hilarity which would have ensued.

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jasminea 0

aw sucks you didn't get to drink... I think!

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Zacisaurus 3

sounds like your friends hate you....good for them.

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