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Gosh, I have a lame friend just like that. Two years ago for my birthday we were going to this club to celebrate. I asked her if she wanted to take separate cars, since she usually leaves earlier than everyone else. She insists that she wants to come in our car so she could drink, so all four of us load up and go. We get there around 10:30. About an hour later she starts whining about how she is tired because "it's late" and continues to whine and ruin the party until we drive her home. She also leaves early for everyone elses birthday parties EVERY SINGLE FREAKING TIME saying "Oh, I have work at 10:30." Then, when her birthday rolls around, she asks everyone to take off work the next day for it. Yeah, not happening. :| FYL OP, get better friends for next year, that's what I did!
ur friends suck
I've been there. But consider the alternative of you, or someone you care about, getting seriously injured or killed because no one was responsible enough to be the DD. I'm not saying it doesn't suck, but I'd count your blessings that you all got home safe. Oh, and find better friends. ;p
well.....Happy Birthday!?....you kinda got the sucky end of that deal
get drunk anyways
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shit!! well, happy birthday!!
Well hopefully you'll still get *musical note* birthday sex, birthday sex *musical note*.