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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:07 - Israel

Today, I was told by my neighbors that my guitar playing sounded a dying cat. FML

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By Michael - 14/10/2020 23:02 - United States - Kearny

Today, I had to babysit my dying grandmother, so I brought up my guitar. She hadn't said anything to anyone today, and the first thing and only thing she said was, "Stop. Make it stop" to me when I played. FML

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MAKE IT STOP

By anonymous198913 - 04/02/2017 12:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I learned how to play "Happy Birthday" on the guitar, just to have my friend tell me that my voice sucks, and that I needed to stop immediately. FML

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By cbarebo - 11/10/2009 17:21 - United States

Today, I went in my room to play my guitar. I found my Les Paul on the floor with all the strings missing. I later found out my grandma cut them off because I was playing "Devil's Music." FML

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By jooshuarr - 18/06/2010 23:09 - Spain

Today, while tuning my bass guitar, I noticed a very strange screeching sound. I leaned over to look behind the neck. The biggest string snapped off and cut the side of my face. FML

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By ashleyramsay - 23/10/2009 19:13 - Canada

Today, I heard whimpering while I was in my bedroom. Thinking it was my parents doing something nasty, I let them do it and turned on my music. My parents came home from work and I realised they were never home. I went into the room and saw my dead dog laying on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2014 15:27 - United States - Iola

Today, a week after moving into my new house, I'm seriously considering suing the previous occupant. He failed to mention how the neighbor has his own band and rehearses every other day until 2am. Their music is so bad, it sounds like the wailing of a cat being tortured to death. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2021 14:00 - United States - Shingle Springs

Today, I have a new guitar on its way. I forgot to make up a story, so now my wife won't be happy. FML

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By peopleinthepark - 30/05/2009 14:46 - United States

Today, it was beautiful out. I decided to play guitar at the park near my house. I left my guitar case open, asking not for money but for feedback. I got two pieces of paper with feedback: 1) You're fat. 2) Get a life. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2009 18:14 - Canada

Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 20:12 - Canada

Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML

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DocBastard 38

Monday 8 November 2010 0:31

**** your neighbors and turn it up to 11.

randiZ25 0

Monday 8 November 2010 0:27

No body starts out amazing OP =)

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sourgirl101 28

Monday 8 November 2010 2:01

That's how I felt when "Korn" played the bag pipes in concert. ******* cats getting raped by a chainsaw!):

DocBastard 38

Monday 8 November 2010 2:24

I hate myself a little for laughing at this.

sourgirl101 28

Monday 8 November 2010 2:32

Damn DocBastard, when I read your little one listens to Rush, I was so proud of her myself. One of the best concerts I've been to lately was Godsmack. They played a drum battle of Tom Sawyer. It was Awesome!

sweet_candy_ 17

Monday 8 November 2010 2:19

practice makes perfect op :)

joshsgirlfriendd 0

Monday 8 November 2010 2:22

yeah my guitar sounds dying cats all the time.

web_deviant 0

Monday 8 November 2010 2:54

learn how to play cat scratch fever lol

theprey 0

Monday 8 November 2010 2:36

your music list is godly!!!

AlexBuda 0

Monday 8 November 2010 2:40

YDI for sucking at playing the guitar.

zp5 4

Monday 8 November 2010 2:47

ydi for having a picture of the kid from Adventure Time.

spanelli 16

Monday 8 November 2010 7:15

YDI for even knowing that...

NadoLuardric 0

Monday 8 November 2010 2:41

YDI for sucking that hard at playing the guitar

Zebidee 8

Monday 8 November 2010 2:43

Your cover story for your cat-killing fetish has completely worked!! Muah ha ha!!!

egymike 0

Monday 8 November 2010 2:43

it's ok keep rockin!

Selena_is_back 7

Monday 8 November 2010 2:43

Adan, you're overrated.

supermoumoute_fml 0

Monday 8 November 2010 2:46

"...smelly cat....smelly cat....it's not your fault!!!..." Phoebe from Friends may not be the best exemple to learn howto play the guitar..

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Today, I came home to visit my family for spring break, only to realize that I'd left my phone in my apartment. After a 2 hour drive back, I discovered my boyfriend with my neighbor. He panicked and pretended to be sleepwalking. FML

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