Health: Today, I was told that I may die by the time I'm 30, and that...

By Googleit - 29/06/2011 16:44 - Canada

Today, I was told that I may die by the time I'm 30, and that I should Google the disorder because he doesn't know what it is for sure. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I was told by a doctor that I have a fatal disease, and that I should start making preparations for when I pass away. Then, another doctor showed up, panicking, and said that was meant for someone else with the same first name as me. The mini-heart attack I had at that moment almost killed me anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2021 21:01 - United States - Livermore

Today, I was laughingly informed that I'm an overachiever, by my doctor who thinks I have more health conditions than anyone my age should have. Guess who was just diagnosed with another? FML

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Bit of both

By Anonymous - 25/05/2021 16:01 - Australia

Today, at the age of 30, I was diagnosed with both sciatica and ADHD. I don't know whether to feel really old, or really young. FML

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Walking Dead

By Anonymous - 02/08/2020 14:01

Today, my doctor informed me I was a fascinating patient. Why? I have "more health issues than a patient my age should." I'm 26. FML

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By DeathbyWording - 29/04/2016 17:05 - United States - Vernon

Today, my doctor said I "might" have an enlarged heart and an irregular heartbeat. It "could" be seriously life-threatening and I "should" go to a specialist for further tests. My insurance refuses to cover my consultation with the specialist because the doctor's wording is too uncertain. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2024 03:00 - United States - South Park Township

Today, I found out that I have a heart disease. When I went to tell my family, they all said that it should kill me faster so that I can donate my organs to my cousin. FML

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By Sad - 18/01/2023 02:00

Today, as I continue to experience more revelations about how fucked up my mental and physical health really are, I'm starting to feel as though I was destined to not live very long. If I were to list every mental health issue or chronic condition I have, it would likely be enough for an entire Wikipedia article. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 08:50 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my doctor died. Last week, after a check up I'd had because I was worried about a cough, he told me not to worry because I was as healthy as he was. FML

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What is "normal" anyway?

By Plaything to the universe - 30/08/2022 09:00 - United States

Today, I was told by a doctor in no uncertain terms that, with all of my mental and physical health conditions and personality disorders, there is, "absolutely no way I can possibly live a normal life, unless a miracle occurs." Well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself, then. FML

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Sail on sailor

By Anonymous - 18/05/2021 03:30 - Australia - Elizabeth

Today, I have scurvy. I only found out because Facebook randomly showed me a 3-year-old video on why scurvy shouldn't even be a thing, and I thought I don't get much vitamin C, I should check this out. So I have late stage symptoms, and was in the process of slowly dying from what I thought was fibromyalgia. FML

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alexiiiiis09 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:24

I'd go to another doctor for a second opinion

oolama 2

Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:23

I smell an episode of mystery diagnosis..

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kiaralove53 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:33

Make sure you get help from another DR.

ihaterats 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:34

then how the **** is he a doctor

SneakherHead 5

Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:40

I imagine your comments every time with the Stewie voice lol :D

devwre 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:45

I imagine yours with Scarlett Johansen's sexy voice. lol

sheethapins 13

Wednesday 29 June 2011 23:23

That's my pic bish.

ihaterats 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:58

^ **** you nigga u stole it from me

ihaterats 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 1:00

^ **** you nigga

tnlander 20

Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:34

welcome to the socialist health care of the great white north.

krent14 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:34

how could someone vote YDI?!

krent14 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:35

how could someone vote YDI?!

jeob1992 8

Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:36

call house he'll figure it out

cgchamp89 7

Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:37

happened a while ago...

TalkinSmack 6

Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:36

only the BEST HEALTH ADVICE is found on random websites!

canttouchthis90 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:38

word!

Ncallday 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:38

damn

JennaMarie420 2

Wednesday 29 June 2011 23:16

that's really awesome

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Today, I found one of those realistic, expensive sex dolls in my boyfriend's cupboard. I asked why on earth he had that and apparently it’s for all those filthy, violent sexual things he likes to do, but knows most women would never even agree to try. Um, WHAT? FML

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Today, my mom and I went to visit my Dad to wish him happy birthday. I was at a red light, waiting to make a left-hand turn into the only driveway, and once the light turned green, I was unable to go, because another car was coming out. Cars behind me were beeping. I was turning into the cemetery. FML

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Today, I took my dog for a walk. It became friendly with another dog, and I reached down to pet them both. Suddenly, an old woman runs up to me and whacks me with her cane repeatedly. Apparently, her previous dog had been kidnapped by a woman who looked a lot like me. FML

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Today, my son texted me that he couldn't find his phone, so I went to go help him look for it. FML

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Today, I woke up to slight memory of my boyfriend leaving for work an hour earlier than originally planned due to "excessive sweat" in my bed. When I removed my sheets and took in a deep whiff, my olfactory receptors instantly knew that his so called "sweat" was actually his urine. FML

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Today, is my one day off for the week. My mother in law is visiting, and has decided we need to rearrange my living room. FML

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Today, I got a client who ordered ice cream. She seemed really nice and I thought maybe she was into me. When I asked if she wanted peanuts for an additional 50 cents, she said no. Trying to be nice, I added them anyway free of charge. I later had to call the ambulance. She was allergic. FML

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Today, like every day for the past two years, my aged mother has sat complaining all day loudly about relatives who call too little or too much, about another package being a few days late, or her laptop and TV not working properly. All while I'm trying to quietly work from home. I'm about ready to jump off a bridge. FML

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