Transportation: Today, I was tossing my car keys into the air and catching them....

By 2234 - 04/10/2010 02:10 - United States

Today, I was tossing my car keys into the air and catching them. I threw them up really high, only to have them land in the branches of the palm tree outside my door, at the very top. FML

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By catherineratley - 06/05/2012 04:09 - United States - Carmi

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

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By Jesse from - 03/08/2010 10:21 - United States

Today, I tried to act nonchalant in front of my neighbors, and swing my lanyard around with my keys on it. It flew off my finger and into their yard. FML

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Two left feet for hands

By I can't throw ;-; - 31/03/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, my friend invited me to play frisbee golf with him. On my first throw, my frisbee got stuck on a branch near the top of a very tall tree. This is why I don't do sports. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2008 08:10 - France

Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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By Masey - 17/09/2009 12:46 - United States

Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML

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Stealth mode activated

By KeithFFS - 21/10/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I sneaked out of work early. I tripped over my own feet while walking up to my car. As I fell, I managed to hit the panic button on my car keys, setting off my car alarm while I lay flat on the ground in the parking lot. FML

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By Marcus - 20/01/2019 18:00

Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2012 04:18 - United States

Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML

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Monday 4 October 2010 9:21

Try knocking them out with your house keys.

redbluegreen 40

Monday 4 October 2010 9:29

#1: Is that really the only response you could come up with? I mean, sure the tree has wood, but it's not like it can do anything with it. When you see a tree, do you automatically think of having sex with it? Does it, I dare say, spark some of your hottest fantasies?

Comments

katelynjoy 0

Monday 4 October 2010 10:36

this is honestly one of the lamest fmls ever >.< fml for taking the time to read it

The_Earth 0

Monday 4 October 2010 10:43

but you commented.. so this had to be a premeditated thing.. so, I ask, WTF?

katelynjoy 0

Monday 4 October 2010 10:46

I wasn't being nice to OP I guess? My bad..

The_Earth 0

Monday 4 October 2010 10:50

niceness is respected when done properly.

sapphirestar 0

Monday 4 October 2010 10:43

Well, at least your keys are high up there and you still can see them, rather than in the drain! =x Good luck getting your keys, OP! :)

CoachLlama 5

Monday 4 October 2010 11:03

Try knocking them out with your cell phone!

jinxthejinx 0

Monday 4 October 2010 12:01

There once was an OP who was dumb And who thought, "I bet this'll be fun!" He threw up his key Which got stuck in a tree Now instead of driving, he must run.