By 2234 - 04/10/2010 02:10 - United States

Today, I was tossing my car keys into the air and catching them. I threw them up really high, only to have them land in the branches of the palm tree outside my door, at the very top. FML
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FYLDeep 25

Try knocking them out with your house keys.

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redbluegreen 40

#1: Is that really the only response you could come up with? I mean, sure the tree has wood, but it's not like it can do anything with it. When you see a tree, do you automatically think of having sex with it? Does it, I dare say, spark some of your hottest fantasies?

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h2opoloplaya 0

dumb dumb dumb dun deeeeeeee

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fishycanswim 0

That happened to me. I just climbed the tree then poked them with a stick.

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Faizaru 0

Better get them back before you see a palmtree driving off with your car. It would be a dual Fml.

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nicholasBrandon 0

ydi for inappropriately acting like a dumbass, and 54 Hii whatsup:)

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its_steph 0

Just shake the tree. And if you can't you're screwed.

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hosnia 0

Hahaha that has happened to me too, well not exactly; see, i took my keys off the key chain, and tossed really high in the air the rest, then it caught on a branch... We threw books at it, and it eventually fell down :P

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rama_ramama 0

All I can say is dumbass

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