By 2234 - 04/10/2010 02:10 - United States

Today, I was tossing my car keys into the air and catching them. I threw them up really high, only to have them land in the branches of the palm tree outside my door, at the very top. FML
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FYLDeep 25

Try knocking them out with your house keys.

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redbluegreen 40

#1: Is that really the only response you could come up with? I mean, sure the tree has wood, but it's not like it can do anything with it. When you see a tree, do you automatically think of having sex with it? Does it, I dare say, spark some of your hottest fantasies?

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JillianlikesVogu 0

Start climbing, idiot. YDI

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SuperRichFish 6

get Fluffy to do it, then feed him some chicken, Texas Tiger!

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SuperRichFish 6

Then we'd have 1/1000000 of all the fmls we have, and nobody could post stupid random pointless comments that make me lol D:

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redbluegreen 40

The point of FML is to share stories about things that mess up your day and then laugh at yourself and your mistakes. Really, read the rules sometime, idiot.

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The_Earth 0

can I hear a... YOU FAIL. anyone?

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KYLAsaysRAWR 0

throw a basketball or some other fairly large object up...maybe the bigger one will make it fall?

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