By 2234 - 04/10/2010 02:10 - United States

Today, I was tossing my car keys into the air and catching them. I threw them up really high, only to have them land in the branches of the palm tree outside my door, at the very top. FML
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FYLDeep 25

Try knocking them out with your house keys.

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redbluegreen 40

#1: Is that really the only response you could come up with? I mean, sure the tree has wood, but it's not like it can do anything with it. When you see a tree, do you automatically think of having sex with it? Does it, I dare say, spark some of your hottest fantasies?

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Shookitup 0

You sir fail at life, please tell everyone when to not be driving when you are.

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mrahhhhh 21

Buddy easy fix. Go to the zoo and rent a monkey. Get it to climb the tree and get your keys. When it does give it a banana as a reward. I would suggest you do it but judging be your post you're as stupid as a monkey but not nearly as agile. Disclaimer: For those who were previously offended by my comment about the low intelligence of hairy simians... please get a life.

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SirWhatsHisFace 0

Or he could find a giraffe to climb.

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MAGNAVOX 0

I took care of trollz. >:Q

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TheTigerRoars 0

Darn, so much for a feast. -Fluffy McTiger

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MAGNAVOX 0

I'm kidding he's not dead yet, all of relatives are though. They make nice seats:)

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TheTigerRoars 0

Phew, thank goodness. When we're done with him, could you make me a hat? Giraffe skin is coming into fashion now, so I want to be a 'head' of the game. Bwahahaha, puns... -Fluffy McTiger

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awsomechick212 0

wow that's dumb

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FYLDeep 25

When I walk around with the keys out of my pocket I keep them secure inside my palms. Apparently you do too, but in a different manner.

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SuperRichFish 6

cheese. these comment and replies isabit random? all grammer kitty, i know these is the wrong word so what should I use :s

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SuperRichFish 6

sorry and* not all, iPods grammer check :L

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MissGrinch 4

Perfect usage! ^ Edit: I really thought I was under FFML_314's comment. I failed.

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H8rSk8r 0

Obama! ( see what I did there? )

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failblorg 0

I guess you could say you don't know your own strength... or garden! AHAHAHAHAHA

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dreamering 16

Date a squirrel so you won’t have this kind of problems anymore

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redbluegreen 40

Yeah, but it'll only work if he's nuts.

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FFML_314 11

WHY? Why must you people talk about squirrels?

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CRrawsum 7

You must have a hell of an arm to get it stuck that high...

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CoachLlama 5

Throw your wallet up there to knock them out.

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