By M2thaM - 29/05/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, I was trying to flirt with the guy I like using body language, so I leaned over this counter in a sensual way. I happened to have a fork, so I went to bite the tip that sexy way people do in movies. I accidentally stabbed myself in the lip, cutting it. My lunch had jalapeños in it. FML
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plethora 3

#17: Noone. Just sayin', if you're eating something spicy and you cut your mouth, it's gonna sting. And pretty sure, if she had the fork to bite, she probably had already been eating some of her lunch. It's not like she went "well, shit, I've cut my lip. What's the worst possible thing I could order??"

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suxforyou1225 0

ooooh that sucks and roflmao #13

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Helldozer 0

When a girl does something like that we guys don't think "Oh I want to date her" we think "I'm gonna **** that chick in the ASS" so unless you want to be respected, don't do stupid **** shit like that.

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asttro_boy 0

LOL #13! OP: MONUMENTAL FAIL! Oh, the things a girl in heat do...

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BulldogQB4 0

Really? How many times do people need to say YDI for trying to be like the movies?

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suaveneanderthal 0

#24 i completely agree with you if i saw a chick out and about biting forks trying to get my attention the first thought that pops into my head is closet freak. Then the second thought would be, im gonna need the lube tonight.

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foozebox 0

Wouldn't it make you think twice about something shitty happening to you after reading all these past failed attempts about trying to "seduce" or "impress" a hot guy/chick on FML by other people?

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