How hard did you stab yourself with the fork to cut yourself and make yourself bleed? Forks aren't very sharp. I'm calling a fake.

Why they say "stick a fork in it," it's just an expression, OK?

slick move.

rubbing jalapenos in your bloody lip is turning me on baby

you are retarded.

words cannot express how stupid you are

When you read advice that says, "Just be yourself. Be natural." they're talking to you.

Whats up with people calling "fake" on everything. There are seriously alot of situations that COULD happen in real life depending on the circumstances so stop freaking out. And even if it was fake, who cares, just enjoy the damn FML already.

#33 ftw!

oh, and thank you # 40. The reasons that people use to call fake with are stupid and half though out anyway.