Intimacy: Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned...

By Michelle - 28/08/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML

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By during - 19/05/2010 12:12 - United States

Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

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By say my name - 01/07/2012 01:35

Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML

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Repetition

By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 02:48 - United States - Gainesboro

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML

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By Yoshi - 31/01/2009 20:01 - United States

Today, I was with the guy I am seeing and I were fooling around in my room. I asked him if he wanted to have sex. He said he didn't have time because he had to go play Mario Kart. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 11:03 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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Make believe

By somebodyelse - 17/08/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML

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Gamer watch

By kristajoy2001 - 01/09/2019 00:02

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. All of the sudden, he whispered in my ear, "Do you want to hear a Minecraft joke?" FML

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Friday 28 August 2009 23:22

hahahahahahahaha Your boyfriend is ******* awesome.

Yaz_fml 0

Friday 28 August 2009 23:24

I think I want to marry your boyfriend... xD

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shilo_wallace 0

Friday 4 September 2009 6:37

haha sounds like a cutie, he's a keeper ya know

melyeah 9

Friday 4 September 2009 7:03

hahahah aww thats adorable!

shitfaced7 0

Friday 4 September 2009 8:57

haha thats funny. only scary part is my bros names dave and sounds like something he would do especially the whole mario thing.. ahah hopes its not u :/ if it is lmfao FML.

fmylife_hardcore 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 3:50

I want this. I seriously do. Someone's FML is someone elses "IWOULDWANTTHAT." Like the Pikachu proposal.

Masta_Blasta 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 15:22

lol.. i have to try that once. >:3

emilyfaith34 0

Monday 7 September 2009 4:37

im in love with your david

yella_honey 0

Monday 7 September 2009 6:53

LMFAO!!! did you laugh bc i would have! (good one david)

Misundesto0d1 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 0:02

This is one of the best FMLs ever! This guy is ******* awesome I would love it if my boyfriend did that!!!!!! I would sex him upppp!!! Get a sense of humor!