By Dave B - 25/11/2011 06:59 - Reserved

Today, I was verbally abused by a guy in a 4-wheel-drive twat-tank for listening to music on my iPod while I was "blocking the way." I was standing on the footpath waiting for a bus. At a bus stop. FML
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etienne02 2

You should have hijacked his 4-wheeler and let him wait for the bus, without an ipod

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JiggyBoo123 11

So this guy was yelling at you for standing in an "it's-okay-to-stand-here" zone? Excuse me TWO RANDOM STRANGERS, but how in the hell does OP even REMOTELY deserve this??

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LennyComa 39

Just point to the bus stop sign then flip him the **** off

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stevenmx86 7

31, being at a bus stop doesn't mean someone should be a worthless asshole...

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dirtroadboy 7

Typo, ****. I've seen more people driving Honda's and other rice burners than any other group of people in my area and they cannot park at all.

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leogirl95 12

4-wheel drive twat-tank...I love that lol

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Steve95401 49

The bigger the 4 X 4 a guy drives, the smaller his penis is. This idiot probably needs a magnifying glass to see his - even when he has a boner.

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country4life17 0

Dude your a dumbass stay in your California I assure you my penis ain't small my truck is jacked up so I can play in the mud with it it has nothing to do about showing it off so go suck a dick city boy

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country4life17 0

Honestly dude I couldn't give less of a shit whether it's your or you're sorry I don't take the time to care about a comment on FML to have correct grammar

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DanielleinDC 33

Not to mention the fact that this guy can't punctuate worth a damn. But OP, don't you know, if you don't like the way these twat-tank owners drive, you should stay off the sidewalk? [/sarcasm] And to you assholes castigating him for using public transportation, some people 1) can't drive for one reason or another, 2) can't afford a car because living in a city means parking is hard to come by, 3) would rather not own a car because it really doesn't make sense, and 4) give a shit about the environment, unlike your average asshole who owns one of these SUV monstrosities.

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DelphiCat 17

99% was clearly an exaggeration, its an arbitrary number people who are fed up with nearly being run over by twat tanks in cities and suburbs like to use for the percentage of twats that appear to reside in their cities/ neigbourhoods, its probably more like 60%. Apparently, a car halves in value in the first year, so its not so much 'putting your money into your car so it looks nice' so much as its just 'burning big piles of cash on a car you justifiably don't need' Spend half as much money on a smaller car, less people will think you drive a twat- tank, and you can invest your money in something which actually appreciates, such as your house or a savings bond, or even nuggets of gold! that said, if you live on a farm, or down a poorly maintained country road, of own multiple Alsations which MUST go everywhere with you, you are allowed a 4x4... i think i good rule is if it doesn't get muddy regularly you dont need it! p.s. i never said people in small cars could park, i said badly parked small cars take up much less space, so other people in small cars can still park next to them....

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im_so_ninja 0

was he funny lookin' ? :D:D I like lookin' at funny lookin' people(:

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skittihorse 8

I think he's either really blind, or you're really fat.

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kate1238 9

Actually what he said made since it was funny are you fat to is that why your offended?

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mikeymayhem_87 15

Twat tank! That made me lol for sure!! XD

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