Miscellaneous: Today, I was violently throwing up due to severe morning sickness....

By InfamousLastWord - 27/03/2013 19:34 - United States

Today, I was violently throwing up due to severe morning sickness. My boyfriend looked at me, then turned and walked away. In the end, my daughter gave me some paper towel and her juice. My 18-month-old is more supportive of my pregnancy than her 30-year-old father. FML

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By akiza - 17/11/2012 02:00 - Japan

Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML

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Red flag

By Ceej - 30/07/2011 21:06 - United States

Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML

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Get on with it

By Anonymous - 04/07/2023 03:00 - Belgium - Eupen

Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML

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By eeeee - 14/06/2012 20:40 - United States

Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2014 21:47 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML

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By deeenalynn - 18/07/2011 16:22 - Canada

Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of the paint set my stomach off. I threw up all over myself and her painting. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2015 03:25 - Australia

Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML

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No soup for you

By jnisla - 11/10/2013 22:44 - United States - Conway

Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2019 16:35 - United States

Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML

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By Mc2013 - 12/10/2014 17:38 - United States

Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML

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Wednesday 27 March 2013 23:24

Your child will grow up to be a good person

starflyer59 17

Wednesday 27 March 2013 23:23

At least you have someone :)

Comments

SMurphy501 6

Thursday 28 March 2013 2:55

Cute baby! :)

jangotj 4

Thursday 28 March 2013 2:58

Your boyfriend is your father?

meintx 9

Thursday 28 March 2013 3:04

Awww, what a little sweet heart.

whalebiologist 1

Thursday 28 March 2013 3:41

You're shocked? He's thirty years old, has two children and is still your boyfriend. There is clearly some seriously lacking maturity here...

Sheh_fml 25

Thursday 28 March 2013 4:37

Marriage is not a badge of maturity.

Aydens_mommy91 4

Thursday 28 March 2013 5:06

Any kid can get married at 18 or earlier if their parents consent or are emancipated. A marriage certificate doesn't magically make a person mature.

lizzy_babyy 9

Thursday 28 March 2013 5:40

Marriage is not for everyone. It does not make them bad people.

iwadasn 32

Thursday 28 March 2013 6:08

Marriage may not necessarily be a sign of maturity, but it demonstrates a level of commitment that OP's boyfriend clearly does not possess.

the_wombat 6

Thursday 28 March 2013 8:52

Gays can't get married in plenty of places, but that doesn't mean those in long term relationships don't possess the level of commitment needed. Also, with the divorce rate and bastardization of marriage (i.e. 24 hour wedding chapels in Vegas), it's not as big of a deal to everyone these days.

simoncat 11

Thursday 28 March 2013 4:01

Two kids out of wedlock with the same unsympathetic loser? Yep. FYL.

duhbaby 10

Thursday 28 March 2013 4:35

Aww, you are having a baby. Congrats OP. :))

xgetxbentx 13

Thursday 28 March 2013 5:55

Hey, at least your 18 month old is not only one smart cookie to know what you needed, but also very generous. Be proud.

bubble_burst 16

Thursday 28 March 2013 5:55

You are having yet another baby with this guy? I'm assuming he either is an extraordinarily nice guy otherwise or filthy rich or maybe you have loads of self esteem issues. If not I see no reason to be with this douchebag... FYL and YDI.