Miscellaneous: Today, I was violently throwing up due to severe morning sickness....

By InfamousLastWord - 27/03/2013 19:34 - United States

Today, I was violently throwing up due to severe morning sickness. My boyfriend looked at me, then turned and walked away. In the end, my daughter gave me some paper towel and her juice. My 18-month-old is more supportive of my pregnancy than her 30-year-old father. FML

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By akiza - 17/11/2012 02:00 - Japan

Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML

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Red flag

By Ceej - 30/07/2011 21:06 - United States

Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML

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Get on with it

By Anonymous - 04/07/2023 03:00 - Belgium - Eupen

Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML

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By eeeee - 14/06/2012 20:40 - United States

Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2014 21:47 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML

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By deeenalynn - 18/07/2011 16:22 - Canada

Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of the paint set my stomach off. I threw up all over myself and her painting. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2015 03:25 - Australia

Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML

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No soup for you

By jnisla - 11/10/2013 22:44 - United States - Conway

Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2019 16:35 - United States

Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML

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By Mc2013 - 12/10/2014 17:38 - United States

Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML

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Wednesday 27 March 2013 23:24

Your child will grow up to be a good person

starflyer59 17

Wednesday 27 March 2013 23:23

At least you have someone :)

Comments

The_9th_Doctor 18

Monday 23 September 2013 2:03

he shouldn't be a father

jmw24 8

Thursday 24 October 2013 13:48

aww that's so sweet of your little girl, you should be proud

Folly_fml 12

Tuesday 5 November 2013 22:19

Boyfriend.... 30 year old father....

doglover100 28

Thursday 13 February 2014 19:48

Your daughter will be a great person. Your boyfriend is a jerk, I'd talk to him about it.

Nat52482 25

Thursday 10 July 2014 23:21

I still have no idea why people say 18 month old, rather than just saying 1 year old. And if he won't help you when you're throwing up, how has the relationship gotten this far...doesn't seem like he cares about you much.

anonymous100000 17

Thursday 6 November 2014 22:06

uhh you should probably get married for legal purposes. ..one kid is hard enough to deal with. now two???? 1. birth control 2. condoms 3.tubes tied 4. vasectomy. seriously. why would you have TWO kids with a BOYFRIEND. idiot. YDI.