Miscellaneous: Today, I was violently throwing up due to severe morning sickness....

By InfamousLastWord - 27/03/2013 19:34 - United States

Today, I was violently throwing up due to severe morning sickness. My boyfriend looked at me, then turned and walked away. In the end, my daughter gave me some paper towel and her juice. My 18-month-old is more supportive of my pregnancy than her 30-year-old father. FML

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By akiza - 17/11/2012 02:00 - Japan

Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML

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Red flag

By Ceej - 30/07/2011 21:06 - United States

Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML

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Get on with it

By Anonymous - 04/07/2023 03:00 - Belgium - Eupen

Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML

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By eeeee - 14/06/2012 20:40 - United States

Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2014 21:47 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML

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By deeenalynn - 18/07/2011 16:22 - Canada

Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of the paint set my stomach off. I threw up all over myself and her painting. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2015 03:25 - Australia

Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML

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No soup for you

By jnisla - 11/10/2013 22:44 - United States - Conway

Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2019 16:35 - United States

Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML

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By Mc2013 - 12/10/2014 17:38 - United States

Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML

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Tpracingkg 15

Wednesday 27 March 2013 23:24

Your child will grow up to be a good person

starflyer59 17

Wednesday 27 March 2013 23:23

At least you have someone :)

Comments

metalcrazed 21

Thursday 28 March 2013 9:07

Maybe he didn't want another kid.

Cysioland 8

Thursday 28 March 2013 10:01

Well, at least you know, that it's your child.

Hamz1989 13

Thursday 28 March 2013 10:10

What a thoughtful and considerate young lady. Her father can learn a step or two from her.

Ms_ValS 27

Thursday 28 March 2013 11:41

He's still not married to you after you had his first kid, what the hell are you doing having another child with this loser? Brought it on yourself with this second pregnancy out of wedlock, I gotta say.

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Thursday 28 March 2013 12:41

#112 & #28 > Marriage is not mandatory to be happy. I know unmarried couples who have been together for over 10 years and have 2 or 3 kids and are perfectly happy. One of my best friends is in a long term relationship with a child and they are no planning to get married. OP that is quite sad and worrying for your future with, whether he was always or became like that. Good luck

EpicBlondie89 19

Thursday 28 March 2013 15:02

What #115 said. OR! It could be the fact that they want a beautiful wedding and can't afford it yet. You never know some situations. Either way it's not your life or your choice.

Ms_ValS 27

Thursday 28 March 2013 18:17

Wait till your daughter has two children out of wedlock with a guy who is clearly an asshole.

EpicBlondie89 19

Thursday 28 March 2013 22:33

Maybe he isn't usually an Asshole. And if its what my daughter chooses for herself then let her. Just because society says it's wrong doesn't mean it's wrong for everyone.

SammiixSue 13

Monday 1 April 2013 4:55

You, mam, are a judgmental bitch.

simsgirlgem 25

Thursday 28 March 2013 12:04

Well at least we'll know she fell from moms tree instead of dads in kindness

monpetitchevelle 4

Thursday 28 March 2013 12:30

Well did he suddenly change from when you had your first child? If he hasn't then why are you so surprised? Your daughter sounds sweet though.

Kitten_Calderon 14

Thursday 28 March 2013 13:16

Aww what a sweet little girl you have! I'm sorry the father wasn't more sympathetic and I truly hope your morning sickness calms down A lot. Congrats on the baby though.