Work: Today, I was waitressing at work, when a woman decided to change...

By aisbash - 01/09/2013 19:35 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was waitressing at work, when a woman decided to change her baby's nappy on a table. One moment I was asking her to leave, and the next, she was shoving a fully shat-out nappy into my hands. She asked me to get rid of it and fetch her baby wipes. FML

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By peachass - 29/12/2015 04:59 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML

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By Misspoopypants - 25/07/2017 05:00

Today, I spent the first two hours of my shift cleaning up liquid poo after an elderly lady sat in one of our chairs and promptly let go of her bowels. I was so embarrassed for her that I even bought her a towel, underwear, and a pair of pants. She then thanked one of my coworkers for all the help. FML

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By Rebecca c - 23/03/2021 08:01

Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML

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By cootiequeen - 01/06/2014 04:13 - United States

Today, at work, a lady approached me asking if I'd found a used cloth diaper on a table, and I told her it was probably in the trash. She said "That's okay, I can wash it." So I searched through several bags of trash, and when I couldn't find it, she said "Oh never mind! It's in my bag." FML

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By blargh - 03/10/2013 17:39 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, at work, I was taking a woman's measurements while she held her screaming baby. To silence the infant, she whipped out her breast right there and started feeding him. Moments later, he puked breast milk all over my desk. FML

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By no one - 02/06/2020 14:00

Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2023 08:00 - Belgium - Merendree

Today, after working many 80+ hour weeks, a patient called to urgently come with their sick infant. Of course, I stayed late to help them. The baby had been constipated for a full 24 hours, and the parents had panicked. During the examination, the baby shat on my table. FML

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By Cultus - 05/06/2018 19:00

Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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By Mom of 3 - 07/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML

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Eliseopwns 22

Sunday 1 September 2013 23:47

Some parents really don't know their responsibilities and manners.

addioty 19

Sunday 1 September 2013 23:47

Disgusting. Not to mention down right rude.

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rob02 19

Sunday 1 September 2013 23:50

hell no.

annie_nk 22

Sunday 1 September 2013 23:52

It doesn't surprise me that she didn't have any wipes with her. I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't have a diaper either.

bobbylepre 3

Sunday 1 September 2013 23:53

Shitty situetion I see

CoffeeChickBlows 13

Monday 2 September 2013 0:06

Learn to spell, ******.

jdogburrier 8

Sunday 1 September 2013 23:54

You should of taken the dirty diaper and slapped her in the face with it

ClaireWinchester 17

Sunday 1 September 2013 23:54

Waiters/waitresses don't get paid enough to put up with that crap (no pun intended)

queerdragon 20

Sunday 1 September 2013 23:57

Oh, that is absolutely disgusting. I hate parents who think their children trump being polite members of society. Some woman tried to get me to change her baby on a bus once.

Sandsh8rk 36

Sunday 1 September 2013 23:58

Disgusting, is there a changing room at your restaurant? Even if there isn't, she should have left and found an appropriate place to do it.

that60steen 5

Monday 2 September 2013 0:03

ViviMage 39

Monday 2 September 2013 0:05

Anyone recall that mom who had her kids sit in potty chairs in a public restaurant? I'm sure food and nappies should not be on the same table. And your work does not supply baby wipes to patrons.