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By Ouch - 17/03/2010 16:16 - United States

Today, I was walking down the hallway when someone opened a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look like I have a third boob. FML

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By LizLiao - 14/04/2009 07:50 - United States

Today, I was running down the hallway when a door opens and hits me right on the face. I'm sitting there with my nose bleeding and a huge bump forming on my head. The guy who comes out is hugely fat, tries to help me up, trips, and falls on me. I accidentally groped his moobs while trying to push him off. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2011 03:28 - Canada

Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML

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By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

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By Doors Hate Me - 02/03/2013 14:09 - United States

Today, as I was about to open a door at school, a student opened it and hit me. As I recovered and was about to open it again, someone else opened the door, hitting me again. Everyone laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 06:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML

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By Cnscott0205 - 17/11/2019 14:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML

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By minustoenail - 12/10/2012 05:58 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I entered a stairwell, the fire alarm went off, triggering the automatic fire doors to close. The one I was walking through ran over my foot, ripping my toenail, and then smacked me in the face. FML

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By GreenMonstR - 25/04/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, I was at the store with my wife. As we were walking out, I helped an elderly woman get through the door. As I was opening the door, my foot got stuck on the door and my face was catapulted into the woman's breasts. It wasn't until we got into the car that my wife burst into hysterics. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 04:00

Today, I tripped and fell going up the stairs, not once, but twice at work as I was leading customers through our building. I actually got bruises. FML

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brandy18 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 23:03

fail for OPs boobs being so small that the door could hit her and give her a third boob

Dismissal 4

Wednesday 17 March 2010 23:03

You must have tiny boobs.

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Misguided_Ghost 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 0:09

what it hit your chest and you got a bump there? Must have been a hard hit.

drugsandhugs 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 0:19

how does that even happen? the person must have like whipped the door open or your ****** flat

perdix 29

Thursday 18 March 2010 0:22

Itty Bitty Titty Committee There ya go!

perdix 29

Thursday 18 March 2010 0:39

Supposed to be a reply to #57

Domonator 16

Thursday 18 March 2010 4:31

I pity the itty bitty titty committee. But I'm not in a competition with anyone, especially the irrepressible, irreplaceable Perdix.

Pearljammer001 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 5:51

hahaha that was still an epic win domonator, btw nice name...

ugh_a_lug 7

Thursday 18 March 2010 0:27

Wouldn't the door have hit your face before it hit your chest? I've been hit by an opening door before and my face has always been hit before my chest. I mean, I can understand if you had large boobs how this could happen, but since you describe the bump looking like a third boob you must be really flat. I think this might be fake.

thatfeelsright 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 0:31

and 3 boobs is a bad thing =p

Peacemaker9 7

Thursday 18 March 2010 0:39

lol #'s 33,44,65,

Jessicaiful 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 0:46

This reminds me of the lady in the movie 8 Crazy Nights. Mrs. Triple Nipple xD

BadLuckTuck 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 0:55

Either that was a big bump, or you have small ****.

Schazam 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 0:57

Cease the moment. Join a circus and you will be the most popular girl in the tent.

b1acksharpi3mark 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 5:30

this comment confuses me...

strength413 8

Thursday 18 March 2010 7:07

cease and seize mean two completely different things, just so you know.

mylifeisover1305 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 1:00

pics? lol jk

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