By Ouch - 17/03/2010 16:16 - United States

Today, I was walking down the hallway when someone opened a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look like I have a third boob. FML
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brandy18 0

fail for OPs boobs being so small that the door could hit her and give her a third boob

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Dismissal 4

You must have tiny boobs.

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hazelwolfeyes 0

you made me giggle..o.o..^-^

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Domonator 16

I smell a lawsuit* if Victoria's Secret can't accomodate your tri-boobiness. *Yeah, I know, lawsuit comments are mostly posted from the USA.

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Pearljammer001 0

hahahaha domonator win *triboobieness* LMAO

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boredomowns 0

some guys are into that?...maybe

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hazelwolfeyes 0

though..i..still dont know how this is possible..o.O..i have boobs..granted not small ones and have been hit plently of times on the chest as they are the first to arrive anywhere..and i have never gotten a 3rd boobie..O.O..how is this possible?!

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redbluegreen 40

I'm thinking it's more of a hyperbole. The bump in question is probably just very very large.

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hazelwolfeyes 0

yea i figured it a hyperbole..but im still trying to figure out how bumps come out on someones chest..ive never seen it happen or experienced it. it does catch my interest, i now wish to see if this is truely possible..::goes hunting for the teenage niece::

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Caz_the_Spaz 6

*grabs pitchfork and torch* where's the angry mob, can I join

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