By ManInPain - 12/07/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
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Sparkiee93 3

You should have kicked him in the balls then told him "HAPPY STOP A RANDOM DOUCHE FROM BREEDING DAY!"

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sheethapins 13

If you were to punch a random person, you'd choose them without purpose, the decision would be AT RANDOM. Therefore your question of to why he chose to hit you was not necessary, seeing he'd already explained himself by announcing what day it was. The proper response would have been a good old fashioned round house kick.

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goshpeople 4

Finally, someone understands the meaning of "random"... The guy's response to your question should've been, "No reason. It was completely random." And I doubt he actually chose you because you're ugly (if you even are). It was just an easy insult after you asked.

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ant1078 7

should have told em you'll see them on "punch an idiot day"

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lmaoatall 6

I can't believe all you did was ask him why he did it! if it were me, he would have been on the ground bleeding. no questions asked.

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

shank him and tell him that it's shank a random person day.

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NomOnShroomz 14

I have officially lost all faith in humanity.

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darkness4dummies 0

i would have laughed grabbed him by the hair shove him to the ground and beat the punk out of him or reported it to the police for abuse

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SilentTreatment 7

I hope you turned around and f*clef their shit up and stomp him and tell him it's "national stomp the shit out of somebody" day!

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nerdsgetmehot 22

That guy sounds like an ass. People like that make fun of/hurt others just to boost their own self-esteem.

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whoopiftw 0

you deserved it because you're ugly.FYL

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