Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking down the street when I heard a loud splashing...

By disturbed - 17/03/2010 01:34 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street when I heard a loud splashing noise to my right. I looked over only to see a woman not squatting but bending over, spreading her cheeks, peeing a horse-sized amount of pee. I can't un-see this. FML

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By cman - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Romania

Today, I was walking past a group of old men exiting a building. All of a sudden, I heard a strange splashing sound, and discovered one of the completely inebriated men walking behind me, pissing on my boots. I sped up, but so did he, and he didn't miss once until he was done. FML

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By TheMichaelNixon - 14/11/2009 21:37 - United States

Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2009 00:05 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was throwing a birthday party and got very drunk. She needed help getting to the bathroom so I picked her up and walked her to the toilet. Assuming she needed to throw up, she instead takes a huge, monstrous crap right in front of me. I can't look at her the same ever again. FML

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purplehaze980 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 9:06

I think she could have been fined for this .... ewewwwwwwww .

jdub28 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 9:07

when you have to pee... you have to pee. why did you stare long enough to notice it was a horse sized pee?

Comments

FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 17 March 2010 9:15

That's what I think after reading most of your conversations.

starss 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 9:17

that sucks, a lot.

garlo 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 9:18

i seen this last night! in coolangatta, it was putrid!

liketorrieduhh 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 9:18

ive seen this

blankettt 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 9:18

Wait, she was bending over? I didn't know we females could even do that. *Jots that down on 'list of things to try'*

fualignment 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 9:24

you don't know how to bend over?

srunano 4

Wednesday 17 March 2010 9:53

Bending over while taking a piss is what she was referring to....and if you want to make it official I can help you judge how you do = )

txdiva 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 10:08

Sorry for your bad luck OP!!! but that was funny!!!!

fualignment 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 10:28

my dog will own your dog...

tencentsakiss 19

Friday 16 April 2010 11:47

Yea 34 I was kinda wondering that same thing. Maybe she was really drunk or something?!

ThatOneAdamKid24 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 9:19

fake as hell

srunano 4

Wednesday 17 March 2010 9:56

Oh yeah because out of the billions of people in this world no one could ever see someone taking a piss outside in public. I think you're one of those World at war craft geeks that live inside the sanctuary of their room

loveydoveybitche 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 11:20

Ahhhh I've actually seen this happen!!! I was driving to school *bumper to bumper traffic* when I noticed this lady doing exactly what you described!! Right there in plain daylight for everyone to see and smell >_O It was soo disturbing! Some people have no shame!