Animals: Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business... - FML

By gera3gera - 07/10/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML

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By BaliTheDog - 24/03/2013 23:01 - France

Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML

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By mraow123 - 30/05/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML

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Another fine mess

By wow - 16/05/2019 00:05

Today, I was walking my dog when he did his business. He then stepped all in it and coated his paws. As I was struggling with him, I slipped and landed butt-first into his steaming pile. My boyfriend nearly fainted from laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2011 17:07 - Ireland

Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML

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Pick it up

By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 08:13 - United States

Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, and in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the ground. I got the leash, and a handful of fresh dog poo emitted from the dog I was walking. FML

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By AD240Z - 16/12/2016 11:39

Today, while walking my dog in the darkness, I bent down to pick up his poop. I screamed like a little girl as his morning turd leapt up my arm, covering my hand and jacket sleeve in soggy poop. My dog had curled one out onto a dozing frog. I skipped breakfast. FML

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Handful

By Mary - 19/10/2009 01:11 - France

Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML

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It wasn't me, or him

By ev_lyn_aw - 17/05/2017 04:00

Today, today while walking my dog in a different part of town, a man ran screaming out of his house, and threw a plastic bag at me. It was dog poop. It was the first time I'd ever walked in front of his house with my dog. FML

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Pull!

By buttpicker - 19/04/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog and he stopped to take a crap. While he was doing his business, I saw something white coming out of his butt that just wouldn't budge. He started whimpering and I stepped in to help him. I pulled out an entire plastic bag. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:20

Oh, this brings a whole new perspective to getting shitfaced...

yaddameena 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:18

haha sheeet man. literally.

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timtam24 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 10:05

ARGH!

allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 7 October 2009 10:15

Arrr, this be pleasin' to me eyee.

nokillnobeepbeep 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 10:53

In the immortal words of Mr. Gump, shit happens.

NotLyingAboutIt 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 11:01

FAIL!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA dude that sucks for you.... how was your shitcake?

timtam24 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 11:30

Quite pleasant

lisaloise 3

Wednesday 7 October 2009 12:29

Did it taste good? :D

MilesOfSmiles 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 13:45

hahah. that sucks.

zabeth_fml 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 15:11

DD: That sucks, dog shit can blind you.

RatIsKing 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 16:18

I agree with #39. dogs are stupid

DravensMommy 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 17:03

Two words: Pooper Scooper. No bags, no bending over and no mess.

movies12 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 17:09

......... how did it smell?

AAAAHHHH12 2

Thursday 8 October 2009 5:51

Like crap! D:

rickrolled01 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 17:24

Good for you cleaning up after your dog.

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