Animals: Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward...

By frame - 20/03/2009 15:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

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Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2024 22:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, the family dog escaped and I ran after her. She started attacking a random dog, so I started clapping and yelling, trying to get her attention. After I got her away, my hands started swelling. I clapped my hands so hard that they're swollen and bruised. FML

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By RENThead - 13/09/2015 19:02 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was walking down a path in the woods behind my house when I saw a squirrel. It ran away, but little did I know it wasn't running from me, it was running from the dog that had forced Animal Control to sweep the area. I ended up with stitches in my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2014 22:49 - United States - Dublin

Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML

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thatoneguyyoumet 0

Friday 20 March 2009 20:07

that's really sad and i hope you find your dog!

Pitaace 0

Friday 20 March 2009 20:01

I think this is the sign you gotta hit the weight room. Either way yea thats pretty messed up.

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fillmyheart028 0

Friday 20 March 2009 22:32

Ouch, that sucks. My husky is like that too though. Which is why I usually don't walk him haha :P

flyhigh26 0

Friday 20 March 2009 22:38

#1hitting the weight room is not going to do a thing to stop a husky from running away, they are incredibly strong. That does suck though.

Bubs_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 22:38

#17: 210lbs?! I thought my 160lb Newfoundland Landseer was a biggun'!

Devin_Duke 0

Friday 20 March 2009 22:46

Lol you really need to do some pushups, get some muscle

dannyness 1

Friday 20 March 2009 22:48

I agree with previous posters. Train your dog.

Wildcard 0

Friday 20 March 2009 23:04

i hope you find your doggie :(

awesomemegan 0

Friday 20 March 2009 23:13

How hard did you run into the van to make a dent!?!?!

TechGeek87 0

Friday 20 March 2009 23:20

oooh yeaaaa. takin it doggie style. (gigitty)

zero8709 0

Friday 20 March 2009 23:30

Train your dog better and you won't have these kinds of idiotic problems.

hk_fml 9

Saturday 21 March 2009 0:09

O__O woah. I hope you recover. That seriously blows.

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