Animals: Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward...

By frame - 20/03/2009 15:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

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By Radgirl - 28/04/2009 02:10 - United States

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Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

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Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML

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By Devin - 21/06/2019 22:17

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2024 22:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, the family dog escaped and I ran after her. She started attacking a random dog, so I started clapping and yelling, trying to get her attention. After I got her away, my hands started swelling. I clapped my hands so hard that they're swollen and bruised. FML

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By RENThead - 13/09/2015 19:02 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was walking down a path in the woods behind my house when I saw a squirrel. It ran away, but little did I know it wasn't running from me, it was running from the dog that had forced Animal Control to sweep the area. I ended up with stitches in my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2014 22:49 - United States - Dublin

Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML

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thatoneguyyoumet 0

Friday 20 March 2009 20:07

that's really sad and i hope you find your dog!

Pitaace 0

Friday 20 March 2009 20:01

I think this is the sign you gotta hit the weight room. Either way yea thats pretty messed up.

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jafar_fml 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 3:30

sidebars aside, you should not be walking an animal you cant control. buy yourself a sloth or something.

theoldGP 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 3:35

wow. this is totally FML worthy. hope you get better soon & get your dog back =]

Sammara 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 3:38

Um...when you have a dog as big as a husky, it's really easy for the dog to run off with you still attached to the leash. When they get something in their head that triggers their natural instincts, they're pretty much unstoppable even if very well-trained. I've done construction work and am respectably strong, and I've had dogs run off with me. Get well soon! Hope you find your dog!

Fuck34 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 4:06

****!

Whispy 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 4:08

Getting sick of the comments... The only people acting like know-it-alls have never owned or walked a husky. "OMG lyke train ur dog noob". F off, dont say a THING til you own one. I havent seen a single comment yet from a person that owned one that said the dog wasn't capable of getting out of control. They're very smart, but stubborn and wiley, therefore REALLY hard to train.

WendlaMimii 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 4:54

I'm so sorry! I hope you find your dog.

nycman33 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 4:58

#22 go **** yourself

runkatrun 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 5:39

1. Heal fast 2. Do not ever tie anything around body parts that could put sudden or strong weight or tug on said body part. This goes for leashes, ropes courses, water skiing, etc. 3. Hope your dog found you 4. Train your dog better - it's not about being able to control your dog, you were just caught off guard; training solves the problem I hope you're doing better now. Good luck in the future!

agentasuka 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 6:00

i think regardless of the size of the dog, you should be able to handle walking your own dog. The dog needs to learn that you are the leader or else he'll just do whatever he wants. you need to stop and discipline him the very millisecond he gets distracted by something else. don't wait until he starts chasing. sorry that happened though. good luck in the future.