By xkellybabyyx - 25/11/2009 01:05 - United States

Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML
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Mismatchedmind 0

Why do overweight people always try to wear tightfitting clothes? Just becouse you managed to squeeze into something that's a couple of sizes smaller then you really are will not make you look good or thin, it will make you look like a stuffed sossage! Seriously unflattering, you'd look much better and skinnier in loose fitting clothes designed for your shape and size... just a tip, take it or leave it!

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akiranozaki 0

Moral of the story? Don't wear skinny jeans.

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xenomorph 0

Go on a Ramen diet. Drink off the sodium and glutamate (with tap water, not alcohol) and you will lose weight (the noodles don't contain that much fat) and gain money (food expense is $3.15 a week).

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LolWaitWut 0

Holy shit! Do I know you? You sound a lot like my friend Kelly... o_o scary. anyways FYL

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TheSinOfLust 0

Why do fat chicks keep wearing thongs >

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night__shade 0

i have nothing against larger girls (shall i say, husky?), or thongs, or even husky girls in thongs. but i do have something against skinny jeans. i can't wait until this skinny jeans/kanye shades/twilight/taylor swift craze is over. the world will be so much better.

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fuck_life_168 0

i give thumbs up to #89 i personally believe that skinny jeans are for everyone to wear....as long as you feel comfortable in them. just becuase you are "bigger than normal" doesnt make you a disgusting fat tub of lard.......Im 5'2 and I weigh about 185 lbs. and i ******* rock skinny jeans....most of the weight comes from my ass and hips....i personally HATE seeing girls with muffin tops and i will buy a bigger size if needed to accomodate me....and for all those people who say that being big is disgusting....guess what *******? being too skinny can be pretty nasty too.....just cuz you are skinny doesnt make you more beautiful than a bigger woman....its all about your personality and whether or not you are comfortable with your weight.....confidence is sexier than anything, people! and FYI you fat-haters....the majority of women are a size 9 and above.....so good luck on finding your "perfect" size 8 and unders, douches!

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BrookDarling 0

1. Skinny Jeans are for skinny people.**** 2. Fat people who wear them look stupid, and like posers. 3. No one wants to see a fat person in skin tight pants; it just shows how fat they are. 4. You don't need a thong to wear them, big deal if there's an underwear line, no one notices- unless they stare at your ass for an hour. I know I sound mean, but seriously, a lot of people make fun of fat people who try wearing skinny jeans. Its just not flattering. Just stop.

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