Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking through town when I saw a plastic bag on...

By fml - 25/04/2009 01:55 - United States

Today, I was walking through town when I saw a plastic bag on the ground. Trying to be a good citizen, I picked it up, intending on throwing it in the trash. When I looked up, there wasn't a trash can for another hundred feet. So I put it back down. Now I've got a $200 fine to pay for littering. FML

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earwig12 1

Saturday 25 April 2009 9:04

So walk the extra hundred feet. How is that a big deal?

burritobird 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 9:06

a plastic bag doesn't weigh anything and it wouldn't have taken any extra effort to walk the 100 ft. your laziness disgusts me. you completely deserved it.

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maggieislemons 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 10:14

lazyass.

r37s4090Xl7N 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 10:17

That will teach you to follow through. YDI.

zoomster 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 10:21

oh let our OP be, maybe he was in a rush and didn't have the time to go out of his way.. Most people would have ignored this plastic bag and gone about their business, at least he tried.

AK 2

Saturday 25 April 2009 10:30

#24 - You mean picking up the plastic bag in the first place wasn't "out of his way" already?

Fraggle 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 10:32

how is picking up a bag, rather than contributing to a big problem 'being a good Samaritan'?!!

cartering 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 10:37

100 feet? that's about 30 steps if your 5'3

_FUCKyourLIFE_ 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 10:41

if you were walking that way anyway whats the big deal about walking and extra 100 feet? it would have been more effort to lean down to put the bag back on the ground that it would have been to drop it in the rubbish. YDI, im glad you got caught. Wtf #16.. why did he even bother trying if he couldnt follow through.

Seegtease 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 10:51

What the hell is wrong with all you people saying YDI? If somebody walked by garbage, nobody would care. We're not all on litter duty. But if somebody picks it up, and sets it back down, suddenly you all feel they deserve a 200 dollar fine for that. That doesn't even make sense. Who cares what the reason was? The OP had no obligation to even consider picking it up to BEGIN with. Gosh, you people are ****** up.