Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking through town when I saw a plastic bag on...

By fml - 25/04/2009 01:55 - United States

Today, I was walking through town when I saw a plastic bag on the ground. Trying to be a good citizen, I picked it up, intending on throwing it in the trash. When I looked up, there wasn't a trash can for another hundred feet. So I put it back down. Now I've got a $200 fine to pay for littering. FML

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earwig12 1

Saturday 25 April 2009 9:04

So walk the extra hundred feet. How is that a big deal?

burritobird 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 9:06

a plastic bag doesn't weigh anything and it wouldn't have taken any extra effort to walk the 100 ft. your laziness disgusts me. you completely deserved it.

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rinnychan 2

Saturday 25 April 2009 18:56

"Trying to be a good citizen"? Yeah right. 100ft, jesus christ.

dan81892 2

Saturday 25 April 2009 18:58

you couldn't walk 100 feet?

meleecow 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 19:22

ugh your legs must BURNN!

thessad 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 19:34

Holy shit, who cares that he didn't feel like walking 100 feet to throw out something that he had no obligation to throw out? Most people wouldn't pick up a piece of trash that's sitting right next to a trash can, but this guy, who has to pay $200 for an attempt at being, at the very least, a better citizen than the average person, gets ridiculed for not wanting to have to take a minute to do something that won't affect him in the least.

stripedoctor 3

Saturday 25 April 2009 19:43

It's only 100 feet!

Je_mapelle 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 19:48

karma targets lazy ass people too, you know.

crayons_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 19:50

you expect us to feel sorry for you?

paxromana 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 19:54

100 feet away. And you were walking through town. Meaning, you weren't stationary. AKA, you deserve this.

Quinnjamin 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:05

I'm guessing you're lazy...my driveway is longer than that.

DeadMansCrack 4

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:08

Some people really need to calm down. The OP deserves a $200 fine for not picking up somebody else's trash?That doesn't make any sense..How many of you guys who said that he deserves it would actually bend over and pick up random trash that you see? And besides,the garbage can that was 100 feet away could have been across the street or not in the direction he was going. Get off your high horses, assholes.