By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 19:43 - United States

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Today, I was walking to bed in fancy panties and a tight black tank top. My husband exclaimed, "This is the best part about being a grown up!" He was talking about the ice cream he was eating in bed. FML
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Doortje 29

Just say you have something else for him to eat.

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sallen0046 4

So...your life is ****** because your husband doesn't think about sex every moment of the day and night? You can wear all the "fancy" and tight clothes you want to, there comes a point where a man in every relationship loses the constant and immediate need to have sex just because you look appealing. Unless you're the type of woman to plan out sexual adventures and refuse his advances on a regular basis, there's no reason he should drop whatever he's doing anytime you walk around without pants.

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bonesbaby 0

Sounds like your not gettin any :P This one of those times his mind SHOULD be on sex. Doesn't mean he is a perve or always thinking about sex...this is a time where its an insult if not.

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sallen0046 4

Perhaps you're unaware, but adult relationships do not revolve around sex. When you're in a committed relationship and see the person you're with in various states of undress every single day, you eventually reach a point where seeing them in nice underwear no longer produces an immediate need every time it happens.

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davek 36

Should have got him a goddamn sammich.

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banana_buddy 6

Actually it sounds like she's married to Chunk from the Goonies. Then again all of the goonies were overweight nerds who should have been killed by the Fratellis so anyone of them makes for a good comparison.

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Prolusive 5

Is ice cream a euphemism for something dirty? Maybe OP isn't an exciting lover, though it is hard to compete with ice cream...

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BottuhlRockit 0

aww lol this was cute not an fml

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purple_sarah88 0

That's what I totally thought at first, it's cute, it's not so bad but then I thought it's cute if it happens once. The fact that the OP is dressing up to excite her husband while he has started seeing the bedroom as a place for food not play indicates that the passion might have been missing for a while and I thought it must hurt for her to make the extra effort to impress him and get ignored again so that's why I thought it was an FML.

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Jizwold 0

I can't wait to have the opposite problem if I get married :)

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A7xPenguin 0

mmm ice creeeaaammm

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