By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 19:43 - United States

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Today, I was walking to bed in fancy panties and a tight black tank top. My husband exclaimed, "This is the best part about being a grown up!" He was talking about the ice cream he was eating in bed. FML
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Doortje 29

Just say you have something else for him to eat.

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SarahCrazy_fml 0

Aw, that's totally cute of him. you should have offered him to eat the ice-cream off you, double bonus.

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blitzx_shr3dd3r 0

cant wait til I'm a grown up

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bigbadtim 7

Go to bed wearing ice cream, that will get your husband's attention.

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mrssheldoncooper 0

You should have joined him and made eating ice cream erotic.

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Crimsonhead 0

Ice cream is rubbish. And there's something amusing about “fancy panties”.

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Stupidpeopleanno 5

He must be related to the boyfrieend of one OP, where he exclaims " my mom is awesome!", when the OP is topless next to him.

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LoneArchangel 0

If he's prone to being a wiseass, he might have said it on purpose, just to get you angry. You know what they say, angry sex is the best sex.

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agigantorllama 0

I love treats in bed ;)

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