Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming...

By burnnnnn - 22/02/2010 01:31 - Ecuador

Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 453

You deserved it 2 816

Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Butter fingers

By flop of shame - 17/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was walking into work holding a coffee and a bunch of other things. My employee saw me and held the door. I was almost there when I dropped my coffee, tried to catch it, tripped over the curb and fell flat on my face. I heard the door close while still lying there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 652

You deserved it 202

By Coffee - 06/08/2018 16:30

Today, I went to Starbucks to get my free birthday coffee and due to a mistake I received two. Thinking it was my lucky day, I hurried off to work. As I was walking in, I tripped and spilt one coffee all over my new dress. Then I walked into a door and spilt the other. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 881

You deserved it 1 104

Butter fingers

By SplashOuch - 05/01/2010 17:58 - United States

Today, I was walking out of Starbucks when I sneezed, causing coffee to burn my nose. I screamed, dropped it, and sent scorching coffee all over my legs, while dropping everything else I was holding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 953

You deserved it 7 196

By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 245

You deserved it 4 256

I'm not okay

By butterbody - 23/03/2014 23:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a coffee shop. As I headed over to stand in line, I tripped over my own feet. I got back up, then tripped up yet again. Everyone was staring, and I was so mortified that I went to leave. I then struggled with the door under their glares before realising it opened the other way. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 028

You deserved it 6 809

By UsuallyaUnicornbread - 26/11/2014 21:01 - United States - Morrisville

Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 571

You deserved it 3 323

Coordination malfunction

By Anonymous - 25/05/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I fell down the stairs while holding a cup of hot coffee. Now I have burns all over me and a twisted ankle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 408

You deserved it 100

WAKE UP IT'S MONDAY MORNING!

By Anonymous - 02/09/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I was running late for work so I grabbed my coffee to go. I was rushing down the stairs when I stumbled a bit and spilled the entire cup of coffee all over myself. I had to go back up, change clothes, and was still late. The kicker? It was decaf. FML

I agree, your life sucks 219

You deserved it 317

By mus - 23/04/2019 04:00

Today, while walking to my bus stop, I saw a girl slip on black ice, then catch herself, and I laughed because people catching themselves slip are hilarious. I reach the same patch of black ice and go flying, falling on my hip and spilling my coffee all over me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 638

You deserved it 3 644

You kinda deserved that one

By hlev24 - 03/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for some spare change. I told him I didn't have any. I then tripped. Not only spilling the soda I was drinking all over myself, but also spilling the spare change I had from buying it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 175

You deserved it 110 082

DrDiamond 0

Monday 22 February 2010 9:07

I did this with boiling water... I have marks to prove it. if this occured in the morning that was a hell of a way to start your day

DGross 8

Monday 22 February 2010 9:09

at least you didn't get run over... how is that for optimism?

Comments

emmy7116 0

Monday 22 February 2010 14:51

I did the same stupid shit with a pot of freshly brewed coffee. My scar is on my shoulder.

ilstarwars 2

Monday 22 February 2010 15:52

that would have been hilarious to watch xD

canzo378 0

Monday 22 February 2010 16:05

coffee showers good for skin...?

BucketOJam 0

Monday 22 February 2010 17:04

That must have left a huge.. burn? -.-

reyemrein 0

Monday 22 February 2010 20:24

^ this is true

mr_miyagi 0

Monday 22 February 2010 21:18

what does the street being the busiest one in town have to do with the story

Lynear 0

Monday 22 February 2010 22:22

Obviously it would be more crowded and tightly packed. More chances of an accident like tripping and falling to occur.

WtfLoser 13

Tuesday 23 February 2010 0:26

Ecuador? Spanish? Ew. (:

Kockdiesel 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 1:02

3rd spilled coffee fml in 2 days. ydi for not being original!

capilot 10

Tuesday 23 February 2010 2:27

Attention FML Admins: You know what this site needs? Next to the "I agree, your life sucks" and "You totally deserved it", there needs to be a third option: "I LOL'ed" Get on it.