By baconandkittens - 26/02/2012 03:13 - United States

Today, I was washing dishes when I picked up a plate and saw a huge spider. Trying to be nice, I took the plate outside and tried to gently push the spider off. The wind blew it into my eye. FML
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jideare 3

The wind? Pfft! Maybe it was a ninja spider that despise the outdoors.

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kendylpaige_25 4

that's what you get for being nice to a spider! I hate them!!!

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vanaathiel 13

Couldn't have been that huge if the wind managed to pick it up.....

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whynotbliss 18

A spider outside, let it slide. If one is inside smash it dead! Just count the number of stories of people swerving to miss an animal only to wreck into a tree... Poor trees what did they do to deserve getting hit?

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Calyx_fml 21

...and now you have 360 degree super spider vision.

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altigue 0

Yeah, that's what you get for messing with spiderman's family...

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daizttgg 9

I'm too afraid to kill spiders! I scream and ask my brother to take it away! And if there not around I stare at it to make sure it doesn't come any closer! ):0

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Raylosophy 10

Shouldve washed the spider down the drain.

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johnnyboy182 7

have your spider senses started tingleing yet?

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musicluvr2000 11

Rule number 2 million: don't be nice to spiders

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linkinpark98 23

Well, for me, that would most likely be in the top ten.... :S

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