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By baconandkittens - 26/02/2012 03:13 - United States

Today, I was washing dishes when I picked up a plate and saw a huge spider. Trying to be nice, I took the plate outside and tried to gently push the spider off. The wind blew it into my eye. FML

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By Arthur B. - 24/09/2019 12:01

Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML

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By ohmy - 17/12/2009 19:09 - Canada

Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my cat ran outside. As I ran around the side of my house to get her, I felt a gigantic spiderweb land on my face. I also felt a light thud on my eye and it started to tear up. I ran inside and looked in a mirror, the spider was in my eye. FML

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By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2014 06:44 - United States - Saginaw

Today, I tried to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye. Instead, I learned what it feels like to suffocate a small, angry spider with your eyelid. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML

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Leave spiders to chill

By Anonymous - 17/12/2020 14:07

Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML

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By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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He was just chillin'

By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 13:59

Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML

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By SpideyFace - 19/03/2011 01:36 - Canada

Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML

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Sunday 26 February 2012 9:18

i hate spiders!

jideare 3

Sunday 26 February 2012 9:23

The wind? Pfft! Maybe it was a ninja spider that despise the outdoors.

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KimmieKat 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 13:31

I hope you didn't get bit! I hate spiders

pappuyarr 1

Sunday 26 February 2012 13:47

Dont lie

MrsUresti 8

Sunday 26 February 2012 14:43

Spiders scare the crap out of me so I wouldn't be so nice when I see one. I am pretty sure that after what happen to you OP you won't either.

hamtaro331 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 15:23

That's why you don't show mercy to spiders. You kill off all their species and think of mercy later

smallsmerry123 5

Sunday 26 February 2012 15:50

OHMYGOD A SPIDER!!?!?!? Let's be nice to it.

xxxSANAxxx 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 16:26

LMAO, if u killed it, none of this wouldve happened! bt anyways goodjobbb!

geod69 8

Sunday 26 February 2012 16:39

Next time kill the spider

l0v3p4in 7

Sunday 26 February 2012 16:45

Silly, OP, spiders are good to keep around the house. They take out all the other creepy crawlers like Palmetto bugs, cockroaches, centipedes, flies, etc . . . This is kharma's way of telling you to leave the spider alone.