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By baconandkittens - 26/02/2012 03:13 - United States

Today, I was washing dishes when I picked up a plate and saw a huge spider. Trying to be nice, I took the plate outside and tried to gently push the spider off. The wind blew it into my eye. FML

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By Arthur B. - 24/09/2019 12:01

Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML

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By ohmy - 17/12/2009 19:09 - Canada

Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my cat ran outside. As I ran around the side of my house to get her, I felt a gigantic spiderweb land on my face. I also felt a light thud on my eye and it started to tear up. I ran inside and looked in a mirror, the spider was in my eye. FML

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By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2014 06:44 - United States - Saginaw

Today, I tried to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye. Instead, I learned what it feels like to suffocate a small, angry spider with your eyelid. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML

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Leave spiders to chill

By Anonymous - 17/12/2020 14:07

Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML

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By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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He was just chillin'

By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 13:59

Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML

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By SpideyFace - 19/03/2011 01:36 - Canada

Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML

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nic7973 23

Sunday 26 February 2012 9:18

i hate spiders!

jideare 3

Sunday 26 February 2012 9:23

The wind? Pfft! Maybe it was a ninja spider that despise the outdoors.

Comments

a_purple_orange 4

Sunday 26 February 2012 9:24

Well at least you won't have bad luck! That's what matters....

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 26 February 2012 11:18

arielzbkny 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 14:45

What the **** are you talking about?

RadPenny 6

Sunday 26 February 2012 19:10

I think op's bad luck is what got the spider on her face. Just sayin'.

madison8895 11

Sunday 26 February 2012 9:25

If it was me I would of killed it as soon as I saw it.

MickGold 8

Sunday 26 February 2012 13:07

*would have, would've, but not would of. Its best you know for later down the line. Just giving a little helpful criticism(:

Chilombian 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 13:50

Chilombian 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 13:52

53: And maybe you should learn how to use commas.

momijmanju 1

Sunday 26 February 2012 16:08

*it's

clm123455 14

Monday 27 February 2012 1:09

58: maybe you should learn to stop being a dick. See how that works?

iseyixes 18

Sunday 26 February 2012 9:26

Nice you have a sp-eye-der friend....

ICATiger 13

Sunday 26 February 2012 9:27

So now you're spider woman right?

clm123455 14

Sunday 26 February 2012 22:54

This is the first comment I actually like from you. Good job!(:

baconandkittens 10

Monday 27 February 2012 5:39

Yes. Yes I am.

Guyfromcrowd 7

Sunday 26 February 2012 9:29

Tis good you let it live, Sucks that it blew into your eye but if that's what happen'd when you did the right thing just think about how much worse it could have been if you killed it. Don't get whats up with all the spider hate, I prefer to have spiders in my house than to have a house infested with other bugs.

SPAIDZ 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 21:00

Letting it live was not "the right thing". That's why OP ended up in this mess. It's like a great man once said: "There's nothing to fear but fear itself... and spiders"