Intimacy: Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend...

By Tiana - 29/01/2012 02:34 - Canada

Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2010 15:49 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML

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Privacy

By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 22:00 - Germany

Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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Thanks!

By uh-oh - 21/07/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML

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By Andrew - 24/09/2010 10:22 - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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By smellsgood - 13/03/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

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Timing

By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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Overreaction much?

By owngoalscored - 22/09/2018 22:00

Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML

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juicedboi 7

Sunday 29 January 2012 9:19

Guys won't be turned off by that, don't worry. We are a sick bunch

faithlee 13

Sunday 29 January 2012 9:17

What is wrong with your mom.

Comments

totallyunsure 5

Sunday 29 January 2012 10:19

Why is your mom doing your laundry?? If you 're old enough to have a boyfriend, your old enough to wash your own underwear.

mieks 18

Sunday 29 January 2012 12:05

If she still lives with her parents, it might be handy and economical to wash clothes together.

that1skaterxX 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 10:22

Grannie pantiess ewwwwww

arcriss1 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 10:24

Kinda disturbing your mom is inspecting your dirty panties....Ewww. Do your own laundry OP.

talia_omfg 9

Sunday 29 January 2012 10:28

Ewwwwwwwwww

rattusrattus 18

Sunday 29 January 2012 10:33

Isn't the whole point of knickers to catch things like that so it doesn't get all over your jeans?

liv4theearth 13

Sunday 29 January 2012 10:34

The word "frisky" for some inexplicable reason makes me shudder, and I hate how often it is used on FML. However, the fact that your mother used the word "creaming" makes me infinitely more uncomfortable.

Cali_Girl_Jess 3

Sunday 29 January 2012 12:49

wtf am I seeing....lol. Your piercings make me uncomfortable....

Collinscap20 6

Monday 30 January 2012 3:57

I like her percings I think there hot!!!! ????

MrNiceGuy518 3

Monday 30 January 2012 11:04

I have noticed also that a lot of FMLs are written in the same style, and tend to use the same annoying words over an over again - such as words like "frisky".