Intimacy: Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend...

By Tiana - 29/01/2012 02:34 - Canada

Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 04/01/2010 15:49 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML

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Privacy

By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 22:00 - Germany

Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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Thanks!

By uh-oh - 21/07/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML

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By Andrew - 24/09/2010 10:22 - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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By smellsgood - 13/03/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

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Timing

By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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Overreaction much?

By owngoalscored - 22/09/2018 22:00

Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML

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juicedboi 7

Sunday 29 January 2012 9:19

Guys won't be turned off by that, don't worry. We are a sick bunch

faithlee 13

Sunday 29 January 2012 9:17

What is wrong with your mom.

Comments

CRC_101 31

Sunday 29 January 2012 22:10

Seriously, what is up with you guys hatin' on the "do your own laundry" commenters? I'm highly curious. Now, I'm not saying you absolutely have to do your own laundry, and I also agree it is more economically efficient for one person to do the laundry (this is why I do it all), but having your underwear shown to your boyfriend really isn't that bad. I know mine loves to see my underwear. If he likes getting frisky, I'm sure he doesn't mind that, and you don't need be bothered by it either. I have no doubt that he's secretly flattered that he turns you on so much. No worries! Still, doing your own laundry is the best back-up plan if you're humiliated by others seeing it and/or not wanting to deal with it.

wironandine 8

Sunday 29 January 2012 22:15

That is so disgusting. God

lil_dancer112 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 22:47

Gotta love your mom

kegger260 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 22:47

Scrub your crotch once in a while and you wouldn't have a problem! Ha your mom is awesome!!

angeljewlz 7

Sunday 29 January 2012 23:15

How will that prevent it? She will still get wet when they get frisky...

kegger260 0

Monday 30 January 2012 1:57

It will keep her underwear clean

kristenleanne09 4

Sunday 29 January 2012 23:06

In other words, maybe you should wash your own clothes. Lol

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 29 January 2012 23:06

That's hot.

Fylminesawsome 5

Sunday 29 January 2012 23:09

HONEY, STOP IT! You're CREAMING the shit out of your underwear!!

Fylminesawsome 5

Sunday 29 January 2012 23:12

Solition: stop wearing any.

Fylminesawsome 5

Sunday 29 January 2012 23:13

Hahahahah spelling mistakes are awsome! My bad. Oh, and it would've been worse if he sniffed it.

JayJavaMonsterr 10

Sunday 29 January 2012 23:20

Why does everyone keep using the phrase "get frisky"?! That's such a weird way to say making out or messing around or whatever. Maybe u really should do ur own laundry... Creaming? Really? Some weird words here...