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By Tiana - 29/01/2012 02:34 - Canada

Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2010 15:49 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML

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Privacy

By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 22:00 - Germany

Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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Thanks!

By uh-oh - 21/07/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML

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By Andrew - 24/09/2010 10:22 - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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By smellsgood - 13/03/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

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Timing

By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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Overreaction much?

By owngoalscored - 22/09/2018 22:00

Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML

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juicedboi 7

Sunday 29 January 2012 9:19

Guys won't be turned off by that, don't worry. We are a sick bunch

faithlee 13

Sunday 29 January 2012 9:17

What is wrong with your mom.

Comments

boredfishing 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 16:24

That's pretty damn sexy

tre402 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 16:42

If you don't do your own laundry. And your mom has to do it... Your to young for him bro.

Mr25_fml 14

Sunday 29 January 2012 17:07

pleasing his girlfriend: You're doing it right

NatalySNA 21

Sunday 29 January 2012 17:19

How about do your own laundry!

SukiIzumi 8

Sunday 29 January 2012 17:22

It's you're old enough to get frisky, you're old enough to do you own laundry.

pride87 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 17:22

Here's my question if your old enough to be getting "frisky" with your boyfriend then why is she doing your laundry ?

SpeakOutLoud 1

Sunday 29 January 2012 17:23

Disgusting

Darklord53 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 17:39

Start doing your own laundry when you get "messy".

Collinscap20 6

Monday 30 January 2012 4:02

You look like a fag

bkingkingking 13

Sunday 29 January 2012 17:57

i am so deeply disturbed by the mother's choice of words. 'creaming'.... filthy

Jelizondo 1

Sunday 29 January 2012 18:17

YDI for getting frisky in your mothers house. That is where OP ****** up. It's not about the laundry it's about the mom walking in on her daughter getting felt up.