Kids: Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter....

By JackieD - 25/08/2014 18:05 - United States - Bellevue

Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 07:47

Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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Stop that now

By Soo - 24/12/2020 08:04 - Spain - Archidona

Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML

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By fuckyouharddad - 15/04/2014 19:24 - United States - Sacramento

Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume, over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go." FML

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By NotAPrincess - 12/05/2015 16:38 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while waitressing, I served a family with a little girl who was wearing a Frozen shirt. I told her I'm friends with Elsa and that she taught me to sing. The girl asked me to sing a song, so I did. Not even 5 seconds in, she started bawling. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2013 17:51 - Finland

Today, I was babysitting a kid for the first time. She asked if she could watch a movie, so I downloaded Cinderella for her. An hour later, this 10-year-old girl was lecturing me about unrealistic standards of beauty and abusive relationships, and how I suck for liking the movie. FML

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By frozenpoo - 21/01/2015 02:05 - United States

Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door. A minute later, my 3 year old daughter knocked and said "Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2015 00:58 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while babysitting a young girl, I put on the movie Bambi, as she told me it was her favorite movie. I didn't know that her parents always skipped the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Despite my attempts to comfort her, she was still upset when her parents returned. Her mom blamed me. FML

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By HitbyIce - 07/02/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, I was at the theatre watching a movie. There was a lady and a kid behind me. I all of a sudden felt ice hit my head. I turned around and asked the kid to stop, then heard his mom say, "Hit that cow!" FML

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By anonynous - 27/06/2015 15:01 - United States - Charlotte

Today, while watching a family movie, my mother made every effort to make sure I covered my eyes during a kissing scene. I guess it shouldn't be a surprise, since she still forces me to put my phone in her room every night as she makes me go to bed at 8:30 PM. FML

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iSativa 24

Tuesday 26 August 2014 5:00

"Who sings that?" "The girl from Frozen!" "Yeahhh, let's keep it that way."

WCARlover 34

Tuesday 26 August 2014 5:04

I'm a cashier and saw a kid about 9 or 10 tell his dad "**** you" when he wouldn't give him a quarter for the quarter machine then stormed off...the sad part is, he got his quarter eventually. Don't be that type of parent OP, please

Comments

MountainGiant87 15

Tuesday 26 August 2014 10:37

She really doesn't like your singing. lol

Anahera13 2

Tuesday 26 August 2014 11:58

hahaha!! gold! tell her off but surely u gotta laugh at it1

jazalea8 16

Tuesday 26 August 2014 12:34

Slap her mouth, and turn the TV off. Discipline goes a long way. She will probably never speak to you like that again, but try to figure out where she heard that language.

BvbArmy_0 18

Saturday 15 November 2014 5:55

Probably from OP herself

TomeDr 24

Tuesday 26 August 2014 12:35

If you're the one who normally drops the F-bomb, you might want to consider your speech around her.

MyS3lf 24

Tuesday 26 August 2014 13:26

As funny as that is, I really hope you stopped the movie right then and disciplined her. That is never ok.

pyromaniac69 4

Tuesday 26 August 2014 13:31

That's some good parenting right there.

underguarded 20

Tuesday 26 August 2014 14:16

And that's when you turn off the movie and send her to bed

fridsten 5

Tuesday 26 August 2014 14:51

I registered only to be able to comment on this. Your daughter is awesome! You should be very proud of her sense of humour. Good job!

penguin_bitchez 15

Tuesday 26 August 2014 14:55

Lmfao that's epic

Cribgush 5

Tuesday 26 August 2014 14:58

well that's how she was raised. why are you so surprised?

1two3four5six 23

Tuesday 26 August 2014 22:44

How did you jump to that conclusion? When I was little, I heard cuss words from kids at school, kids at the playground, my older siblings, in movies, on tv, and in music. I didn't learn a single cuss word from hearing my parents use it.