Kids: Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter....

By JackieD - 25/08/2014 18:05 - United States - Bellevue

Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 07:47

Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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By Soo - 24/12/2020 08:04 - Spain - Archidona

Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML

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By fuckyouharddad - 15/04/2014 19:24 - United States - Sacramento

Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go". FML

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By NotAPrincess - 12/05/2015 16:38 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while waitressing, I served a family with a little girl who was wearing a Frozen shirt. I told her I'm friends with Elsa and that she taught me to sing. The girl asked me to sing a song, so I did. Not even 5 seconds in, she started bawling. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2013 17:51 - Finland

Today, I was babysitting a kid for the first time. She asked if she could watch a movie, so I downloaded Cinderella for her. An hour later, this 10-year-old girl was lecturing me about unrealistic standards of beauty and abusive relationships, and how I suck for liking the movie. FML

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By frozenpoo - 21/01/2015 02:05 - United States

Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door. A minute later, my 3 year old daughter knocked and said "Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2015 00:58 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while babysitting a young girl, I put on the movie Bambi, as she told me it was her favorite movie. I didn't know that her parents always skipped the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Despite my attempts to comfort her, she was still upset when her parents returned. Her mom blamed me. FML

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By HitbyIce - 07/02/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, I was at the theatre watching a movie. There was a lady and a kid behind me. I all of a sudden felt ice hit my head. I turned around and asked the kid to stop, then heard his mom say, "Hit that cow!" FML

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By anonynous - 27/06/2015 15:01 - United States - Charlotte

Today, while watching a family movie, my mother made every effort to make sure I covered my eyes during a kissing scene. I guess it shouldn't be a surprise, since she still forces me to put my phone in her room every night as she makes me go to bed at 8:30 PM. FML

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iSativa 24

Tuesday 26 August 2014 5:00

"Who sings that?" "The girl from Frozen!" "Yeahhh, let's keep it that way."

WCARlover 34

Tuesday 26 August 2014 5:04

I'm a cashier and saw a kid about 9 or 10 tell his dad "**** you" when he wouldn't give him a quarter for the quarter machine then stormed off...the sad part is, he got his quarter eventually. Don't be that type of parent OP, please

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elixaaaaa 13

Wednesday 27 August 2014 12:28

At least she's 8. My 2 year old picked that up from daycare

azyjazy713 11

Wednesday 27 August 2014 19:05

I would have shut that t.v. Off so fast and demanded a written apology.

OctoberJade 12

Wednesday 27 August 2014 19:42

She better be punished. People let kids get away with anything these days, it's turning our world to shit. Kids need to learn respect. I really hope you grounded her.

alex101676 8

Wednesday 27 August 2014 21:46

you best put that brat in check.

TwinkleToes7 15

Thursday 28 August 2014 0:41

Well you kid had to hear if from somewhere, so maybe start supervising what she is watching?

dabears1011234 27

Thursday 28 August 2014 1:14

You must be that bad

valdania 18

Thursday 28 August 2014 12:19

CONTROL HER

mistysummer23 0

Thursday 28 August 2014 15:54

I laughed so hard at this! I could picture my little sister doing the same thing, lol. So funny.

ViviMage 39

Thursday 28 August 2014 19:40

You have a kid with no respect, and you need to correct that before she turns into a self entitled monster. I was spanked as a kid, beaten into a concussion, and strangled so severely it bent the cartilage rings of my airway.