By Anonymous - 21/10/2014 15:49 - United States - Bedford

Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML
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GigaPudding_fml 24

When you tickle someone you have to be prepared for the consequences...

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sleeping_amber 3

Why the **** was your girlfriend down by your feet?

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Allegory_fml 4

so you weren't actually woken up by your dog touching your foot.

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chazzywazzy654 22

I'm wondering what sort of person refers to their dog as "it" rather than he or she?

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Axel5238 29

I'm wondering why most people's first response is to move it away with there leg when they aren't paying attention instead of just moving the pet with their hands. Also be aware of how much force you are using.

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MadiSmileHappy 4

that's terrible but this made me laugh so hard???

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YellowKettleBell 31

are you asking us??

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TheDoctor10 28

Do you still have a girlfriend?

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buttersmom 14

Wait why was your girlfriend's face by your foot?

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