By Anonymous - 21/10/2014 15:49 - United States - Bedford

Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML
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GigaPudding_fml 24

When you tickle someone you have to be prepared for the consequences...

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wowthatsux53 11

This is why we don't kick dogs young man!

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Tsukiyomi 16

The reason bad things happen is because you're a dumbass OP

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xxcaitlannxx 15

At least the dog is safe that's all that matters

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mjumlah 2

It's not nice calling your girlfriend a dog

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malea_17 16

When I'm asleep I switch positions and one of those is while I'm sleeping I switch to the foot of my bed... Maybe his girlfriend is like that. Or another thing that I do is if I can't keep I go to the foot of my bed.

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Kimmy3214 9

You actually tried to push your dog away with your foot? Shame on you.

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