By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 23:04 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was woken up by my wife softly kissing me on the lips. Half asleep, I kissed her back, before quickly opening my eyes and realising it wasn't my wife; it was my dog. FML
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hornytoad13 15

He was just trying to get out of the mans best friendzone

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JasonUMN 15

They say dogs are a man's best friend for a reason you know...

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gracehi 31

Soft kisses from a dog? Damn. And I thought nothing could top the sloppy ones.

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Dumbledora 9

I'm sorry, but how do you confuse those? Unless your wife licks your face?

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Brandi_Faith 33

Exactly. This was my thought too. A kiss from a dog and a human are nothing alike, even the tongue of a dog feels different.

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Miss_Whipped 43

You guys are overthinking this. Just sit back and enjoy it. Like OP.

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RedPillSucks 31

"...half asleep..."

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Enslaved 36

Only your dog smelling your mouth for leftover bacon would tolerate that dragon breath!

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mkymouse90 17

aww.. If you locked your dog and wife in the trunk of your car when you let them out the dog would still be happy to see you... true love there

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ironhead_fml 20

A sloppy wet one in the morning will always get ya going.

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abattior 18

at least your dog knows how to you wake you

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Awesomeify 15

Your wife must have one furry face, or your dog must have a pretty bald one.

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gracehi 31

It's not cheating if you put peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off.

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