By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 23:04 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was woken up by my wife softly kissing me on the lips. Half asleep, I kissed her back, before quickly opening my eyes and realising it wasn't my wife; it was my dog. FML
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hornytoad13 15

He was just trying to get out of the mans best friendzone

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JasonUMN 15

They say dogs are a man's best friend for a reason you know...

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dudeman1212 22

Makes me curious to see how your wife kisses? Huge tongue? ;)

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vikky538 28

make sure your wife don't complain saying you are cheating on her...

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noah_1234 24

yoir wife never kisses you until you clean yourself up, part of rules of marriage

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SimoneTaylor1994 15

That's sad you can't recognize your wife's kisses with your dogs. That is really telling you something right there

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more4me 27

Your wife must have a pretty big tongue and furry face if you can't tell the difference ;)

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annarcheer 19

Dosnt that happen to everyone atleast once? Hahaha I woke up to my cat trying to choke me..

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martin8337 35

Was your dog bigger than you? Red rocket?

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